Celeb BB Thread 8 - We all need a Middle-Aged Mutant Grumpy Tortoise in our lives

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Everyone needs a pissed-off pet.

I also wish Hardeep would put some clothes on (as in day clothes not semi nightwear/slobbing about stuff) but having been in hospital recently I can sympathise witht he nothing to get up and dressed for mentality - it must be mid blowingly tedious being trapped in ahouse with folk that you know don't like you and you don't particularly like.
I loved his pink get up he wore one eviction night - gorgeous colour.

I think he is in with a lot of prima donnas Sally who are deliberately taking everything he says the wrong way, but ont he other hand i do think that if everyone takes everything you say the worng way, and you are always having to apologise and explain your remarks, you should maybe take a bit of a look at the way you express things.

I'm also convinced Roxy had him as her target witht he swimming pool nonsense. I'm a bit surprised she didn't go for Dan next with his past he'd seem anobvious target, but maybe she thought Ryan was abit on the outskirts and more vulnerable, whereas Dan is very popular with the other 'lads'.

Sorry to hear you havn't been to well Kurri hope you are chanelling Hardeep and wafting about in your Sarong 😀

Poor Ryan even he looked embarrassed after his outburst.. a daft drunk. Hardeep or Nick to win . Agree that Gabby is sly & where’s Kirstie gone?

Kirstie has just been engulfed by her hair there is no kirstie just hair 😁

Thanks MrsJayy - currently fuming because I need further urgent out patient procedure, hove just phoned the hospital and they have no record of any of my details, I'm not on the list for treatment - generally amassive cock up on there behalf. Will have to try to sort it out tomorrow as apparenty all switch boards close at 4pm !

Anyway - I digress I shall dig out a sarong and drift around with a beard full of butterfly clips and eat a bit of raw chicken

Argh no what a total pain in the rear hopefully your butterfly clips and barehairychest relaxes you

So apparently tonight someone flies a helicopter with Ryan to win over the house! So I wonder if that will change things they all seem to be convinced Hardeep will walk it! This will change that!

The cynic in me is assuming that it is the bb production team who have hired the helicopter
Surely Sally has told them all who the winner will definitely be - what's the point of her if she can't use her magic powers for good instead of evil ?

I'd never heard of Dan before the house. Learnt about his storm from this thread. Have just read that transcript of him threatening his girlfriend. Absolutely vile. Feel almost embarrassed now that I had slightly warmed to him. No wonder he and Jermaine got on, pair of cockroaches.

The cynic in me is assuming that it is the bb production team who have hired the helicopter grin

It was the owner of some clothing brand! But seeing as he put it all over Twitter your not to far wrong as obviously they could have prevented the housemates seeing it

Exactly Kurri. She couldn't even get the envelope task right. The only gift she has is getting one over on vulnerable people. I'm glad Hardeep sees straight through her and makes her feel uncomfortable.

Who do people think B.B. actually want to win?
B.B. won't want Hardeep to win as he isn't the typical winner they can put on BBOTS

Nick is too normal and down to earth for them

Sally they could play on her predictions each year on future housemates which will all be crap

Ryan/Dan/Gabby would fit on the panel , non offensive and would jump to B.B. orders so I think it's one of those 3 and if I had to pick it would be Ryan

Coleen Nolan won and all she did was sit smoking fags and gossiping like cissy and Ada she even hoiked her bosum up 😁

I just realised if posters on here are under 40 they will have no clue who Cissy &Ada are

That's interesting NoLogic . I agree that Ryan is BB's best bet. Gaby hasn't had enough of a story in there since Natalie left. Dan would be ideal without the I'm going to stab my girlfriend back story. Ryan is non controversial, has famous brothers and a famous girlfriend, and there is huge sympathy for him (quite rightly) due to Roxanne.

I think BB are always going to promote a dull but 'nice' young man over everyone else. (I thikn Colleen won largely because she was the anti-Kim)

Grumpy old farts aren't really who they are looking for, they want someone who will be happy to keep going on BBOTS and all that jazz. can't see Hardeep or Nick or Kirsty falling in line with those expectations. A person who isn't trying to resurrect a stumbling or fading career is a bit of a loose cannon.

I'm predicting (Eat your heart out Sally) Ryan to win, followed by Dan, Kirsty, Nick, Hardeep, Gabby. But I give you my predictions for free and I promise not to contact anyone's long lost Granny Mary (or Margaret or Millie - I'm getting an 'M' and seeing a lot of grey hair and a stick)

According to the dailywail, Hardeep was upset and cried after Buniongate.

I hope that nasty bunch of bullies - for that IS what they are - feel victorious.

Gabby accused him of being fake. What if she were bullied, baited and spoken about nastily for weeks? You can imagine the wailing and dramas.

Nasty, nasty bastards if the above is correct.

OMG Kurri, that's my granny you've got there.

I can't understand why he still cooks for them.
Fuck em let them go hungry.

What time is tonight's??

MrsJayy Roy Barraclough ( Ada I believe) is currently in classic Corrie as Alec Gilroy. I still think of him as hoiky bosomed Ada to Les Dawson's Cissy.

I'm not sure B.B. care who wins I think the try and keep certain people in for drama/storylines but I'm not sure they are really bothered about the end result.

9pm for the main show 11.05 for bit on the side

Bloody hell kurri, my nan was called Mary AND she had grey hair AND we once played Pooh STICKS, I shit you not. Tell her hi from me.
*returns to Lurkville, Tennessee

Also tell her sorry I swore twice in that last post.

You a witch kurri I had a grey haired granny Margaret this thread just got spooky !