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Celeb BB Thread 8 - We all need a Middle-Aged Mutant Grumpy Tortoise in our lives

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 03/09/2018 23:45

Everyone needs a pissed-off pet.

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EnriqueTheRingBearingLizard · 04/09/2018 23:48

Yadda Yadda Yadda, it's all good, it was just Ban Ta. What's with the printed T Shirts last night and tonight, is this a new BB franchise?

I think I'd off to bed. Like, goodnight, like. Runs.

flopsyrabbit1 · 04/09/2018 23:50

no he said earlier that all was good between them

sheldonesque · 04/09/2018 23:50

alley

I'm usually miles behind due to work and missed nearly a week of posting but have never been made to feel like I'm butting in. The feel here seems to be the more the merrier Smile

I too am silly. I also have no respect. I drew a smiley face on my granny's bunion. I had no idea I might have mortally upset her.

AnneEyhtMeyer · 04/09/2018 23:51

Why have I only just noticed Jermaine's weird voice?

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MarthasGinYard · 04/09/2018 23:52

Did he Flopsy

Bloody hell ....I'd have had his Ban ta rin' Bags packed on the front lawn

MarthasGinYard · 04/09/2018 23:53

'I drew a smiley face on my granny's bunion.'

Grin
SoleBizzz · 04/09/2018 23:54

Oh it's Trash

itswinetime · 04/09/2018 23:54

Murun are you saying Sally doesn't have a gift Shock

And of course kissing other people is fine if it's spin the bottle or dares! Is that not in everyone's vows?

sheldonesque · 04/09/2018 23:55

I like feel like it like is like time like for like bed like cos like I'm like losing like the like will like to like live.

I do not like bots tonight.

Night night.

SoleBizzz · 04/09/2018 23:55

She always seems as of she has suffered some traumatic emotional episode

alleypalley · 04/09/2018 23:55

Thanks for the welcome.

Love Rylan on bots but that jumper is fugly tonight!

RainySeptember · 04/09/2018 23:59

I just don't know why the panel can't pronounce words properly or string a sentence together. I'm not suggesting a return to BBC English but fuck me it's painful.

itswinetime · 05/09/2018 00:00

Killer noms any predictions???

I'm going for the obvious Hardeep and Sally

alleypalley · 05/09/2018 00:03

It really could be everyone voting for Hardeep couldn’t it.

I like Hardeep from The Wright Stuff. Don’t like some of his personality traits on this but still like him overall.

StilaOnTheWrongPlane · 05/09/2018 00:03

Hmmm the jumper is giving off "cold shoulder" vibes (from a distance)

sheldonesque · 05/09/2018 00:03

If Sally really can speak to the dead, she'll be getting it right in the ear'ole from my granny about bunions.

Beats hearing shite about looking down the back of the sideboard for lost jewellery or forgiving Uncle Jeff for pawning the family silver and losing the ticket. And Di saying three of us in this marriage - me, Chuck and me bunion.

SoleBizzz · 05/09/2018 00:14

Oh sheldon you remind Me of scoop so much

BOTS was crap

Good night PWBs

areyoubeingserviced · 05/09/2018 00:15

Ryan has become a bit too cocky imho.
Then again, he isn’t the brightest
Nick to win, he makes me laugh

MozzieMagnet · 05/09/2018 02:23

Hello lovely PWBs
Hope you are all well.
I came on holiday by mistake so have only had intermittent wifi.
(On way to holiday I regaled my teen with sleb BB gossip and she decided Hardeep sounded the best of a bad lot. I then told her what each one was 'notorious' for and she decided Gabby was the most harmless. I was ruminating on Roxy's shenanigans for DH to then shout: She's walked you know!
me: What? When?
DH: When you were shopping
me: Why didn't you say this an hour ago? (I was summing up BB in real time)
DH: I thought you were building up to it!)

So BoxyRoxy leaving was a disappointment, Germanus being evicted not so much. I remain not a DanFan but as he has not received any nominations so far I think he'll make the final particularly as him and Gabby won't nominate each other.

Truth be told they all annoy me

Dan: talking about how you treat women when he's been Mel Gibson cum Justin Lee Collins in the past
Gabby: her going Married?!!! Shock but not warning Chloe as keeping in with the lads
Hardeep: precious about his cooking
Kirstie: dull/been sitting on the fence
Nick: boring/did not tell Hardeep he had nominated him
Ryan: awful when drunk especially to Hardeep
Sally: fake but playing a good game

Ryan will win but I still think it's going to be for the wrong reasons
With Dan/Gabby second unless Hardeep's increasing isolation helps him get a sympathy vote (he knows he's only stayed in so far as has been up against least popular).
Jacqueline Jossa was lovely writing that letter given they are allegedly still living together but not together together.

“It’s a shame he went on the show while we were still figuring things out. The timing wasn’t great for us, but I told him that if he felt like it was something he needed to do, then I’d support him wholeheartedly.
“I hope he wins, but I won’t be there at the final,” she said. “I think that would be a bit weird.
“We need to talk when he’s back and see where we both stand.”

MozzieMagnet · 05/09/2018 02:28

writing that letter to Dan

MozzieMagnet · 05/09/2018 02:40

I do hope we get Rylan on Strictly Glitterball next year though!
Love his delivery/scriptwriter:
''It was nice though to hear Sally taking Hardeep's comments well tonight''...
(Sally:) '' He's just a fucking prat''
''Not my words. Words of Sally Morgan. She's got a gift!''
Grin

MozzieMagnet · 05/09/2018 03:13

Yes Wine Sally (nominated by Hardeep) vs Hardeep (nominated by everyone else) Wink

StilaOnTheWrongPlane · 05/09/2018 07:44

Hi Mozzie, Nick telling Hardeep he had nominated him would be against the rules Grin although to be fair those rules are a bit scetchy and not what they used to be! Wink
Happy hols WineWineWine

MozzieMagnet · 05/09/2018 07:57

Thank ye kindly stila Cake Brew
Fair point re Nick then...so I guess with only dullness/passivity to slow him down Tortoise could win the race!!! Grin
They're putting him through his paces today iirc.
I do admire him getting through 4 years in Changi though...I hadn't realised he'd had to serve his time in Singapore.
Okay, enough sleb twaddling for me, I have to climb trees today too old for this shit
x

qazxc · 05/09/2018 08:19

I'm enjoying this year as there are more older housemates left.
I like Nick but unless him and hardeep start tactical voting (as in putting the "stronger" housemates up), they will soon go.
I'm predicting the final 3 as Ryan, Dan and Kirsty.

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