Neighbours - Countdown to the wedding in the well...

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Would Xanthe be so quick to shop Gary if she found out he’d paid some of her uni fees with a bag of stolen cash?

Tbf didn’t she dob in her Mum?

Ugh! Even Jeremy’s mum and Gary seemed to have a sexual element!

I still can’t understand why Cassius didn’t use a fake name...

I wish they would all stop talking about the Full Salute tea

Will Tyler be coming back? I had in my mind that the actor had gone off to America to make it big?

I remember when the Mark actor went to the US to make it big. Look how well that went.

curbside Travis Burns has got a part in a movie in the US, but will be back for a short time as he filmed extra Tyler scenes earlier this year when he came back to Melbourne for 6 weeks or so

Ah just enough time to break Piper's heart again?! I'll have to google and see what the film is

Do Lassisters elevators not have cctv?!

And ewww to Piper talking about her sex life with her mum and Ned 🤢

I know, it's like when Ellie was skipping about changing her bed covers and talking to Susan and Bea about Mark staying over Who does that?!

"Hey Karl and Susan, I'm just taking Mark off for a bit of daytime sex in my room, we'll be about 2 feet away!"

I don't know anything about Travis' US exploits but Ben Kirk (aka Felix Mallard)'s new show premiered on CBS last night. OMG, it was bad.

Really? 😂😬

Did is beautifulness not make up for it?

His beautifulness!!!!!

I forgot to ask why Aaron went to the retreat when he had the runs the other day. That was weird.

I liked yesterday’s ep. Lots of Mark frowning, even when Dipi made a joke. I think he taught mumbles. Also I’m impressed Aaron recognised Elissa. I never recognise someone I met a year ago, in a different country, with sunglasses on...

middle he went to the Retreat to look for a natural remedy for food poisoning. I guess they did that so Elly would figure out it wasn’t Tinkle making her sick, but I thought it was also a nice touch as he’d be wary of taking any medication given his recent experience, also he’s on a medication watch-list.

Chloe actually turned into Romy today!

You’d think Mark would know what the Police do when an adult case can be a missing person case...

Chloe's "safety pin dress" would have taken hours and hours to assemble!

And let’s not ask why her red underwear disappeared...

So she stood in reception ripping her dress apart and has stashed her knickers under the desk, then the client blatantly asked about an escorts service?

Haha, I only came on to say Chloe totally took her knickers off whilst standing at the reception desk! I don't know she just didn't safety pin the original ripped part and leave it at that.

I don’t know why she ripped it more when the top end she just pinned on the fabric. Pure filth 😂

Maybe thing u has then in his pocket and Therese will find them, assume the worst and fall into bed with Paul

She got those pins lined up so neatly considering it was such a rush job!

Yes, the dress looked like an textile student's art project that had taken hours to do!