Neighbours - Countdown to the wedding in the well...

[TheWashingFairyatemyhamster]

Noticed that the other thread is nearly full, but I don’t know how to set up the link thing on the other one. Help!

Do you need me to name drop a HomeandAwayer for you Fairy??

Yes as long as it’s not Pa Astoni 🙊

I miss Ash. He needs to get a job in Neighbours once he's grown his fair and face fluff back. He could be Xanthe's cousin Drew

Nah, I reckon that Jemima was cagey when asked about her kids so that we can have an endless stream of Jemima grandchildren to stay in the Kennedy’s special ‘wayward teen that can’t live with their own family for vague reasons’ bedroom.

Ash can be the oldest one. I think Jemima would call her kids weird names, so they might call their kids something very generic. Would be a bit spooky if it was the name of their dead son in law though.

Fatima Whitbred! 😂 I can't unsee it!

You're right, the Kennedys will definitely end up with some Jemima grandchildren.

I think Jemima is actually very rich - which is why Paul is associating with her.
Jemima is getting the know the Kennedys as a 'poor' person so that she knows they like her for her, not for her money.

Leo and Therese 🤮 and they keep putting it all in close up. Shame as I’d love to see her with Paul.

Yeah his whole I know who you really are let's go for lunch, he clearly sees an opportunity for himself!!

Ned saying he though Yashvi has potential... Everyone knows already. It’s literally why she plays footie.

Yeah, well Ned was born when Brad still had his dopey blonde head so he was never going to be the brightest.

Aaron had me yelling at the telly with his endless BooBooing. The guy is a doctor in his 30s with a name. Aargh!

It often takes me a while to warm up to newbies. Normally they are written to be quite extreme at first but Jemima is brilliant. And obviously we all know how I feel about Chloe...

Bea can bugger off though. I feel like I have no idea what her personality is. Mishti has zero personality but Bea has a vague, background character personality that seems to just go with what ever the plot needs it to be.

When Bea does her puzzled/angry face, her forehead goes all Klingon. It's her only expression. The other day she was talking about Cassius and her gut feeling that he's a wrong 'un, and said something about how she had good instincts for people. Um, has she forgotten about Patrick/Finn?

OMG Leo being sexy is just so weird. It just doesn't work, he's too babyfaced

On insta Mavournee (Piper) and Tim (Leo) have posted videos of them watching the scenes and just laughing/taking the piss. Must be creepy with Terese being her work Mum!

Does anyone else feel a bit cynical about the Jemima storyline? I love her, she's great, but first Karl went on ancestry.co.uk to find her then did a DNA test with them, then there was an Ancestry poster up in the coffee shop. I swear they've paid Neighbours to write this in. Apologies if that's already been mentioned; I am very cynical.

She is hilarious though so I hope she sticks around.

Leo and Therese are making me close my eyes and hide behind my cushion a lot. It's too much! And so incestuous with him dating Piper in real life.

In Aus they do product placement all the time. You tend to see the brands of drink they have quite obviously on show too (think labels always pointing forwards when they are passed from one person to the next). They earn sponsorship that way, so I'm sure ancestry are paying to be on the show.

Yes, there was a time when every episode showed someone on an Apple computer, with the Apple logo very conspicuously displayed.

Shame they’re giving false hope about bogof deals and quick results at Ancestry

Oh yes, the apple computer thing! I'd forgotten that. It was ridiculous! It seemed so unlikely to me that the whole street would use apple - it certainly isn't that common over here

They need to be sponsored by some ring tones!! Every ones just RINGS!!

Reckon Cassius would have "Every Step You Take"

Susan-" what are you doing?!"

Jemima- "Hygge"

I can't stopping "hygge" now.

David listing the family skipped Tyler the murderer 😂

Shane should have said sorry Chloe before he went after Dipi.

Poor Chloe.

Re the product placement, do u remember when Aldi was their sponsor, and there were Aldi posters all over the grounds if Lassiters 😂

Yes 're Chloe, she's starting to be more human, probably to lead us into the Huntingtons reveal storyline.

And Leo and piper, have they confirmed they're dating in real life? Last I read, she had denied it, and was openly bisexual and dating x

If they do have character-specific ringtones, David’s should be Tiny Dancer by Elton John.

And Therese could have Mrs Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel.

Leo needs "crazy in love"

Chloe could have "dontcha" by Pussy Cat Dolls given the achlie love and the mates dates