Neighbours - Countdown to the wedding in the well...

[TheWashingFairyatemyhamster]

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It had a definite Christmas jumper vibe, but with an undertone of autumnal honeymoon in a vineyard which meant none of the Ho ho ho, and just no no no.

You fast forwarded through his scenes though? Why on earth would you not want to imerse yourself in the joy that was their cringe fest first dance recreation.

I thought we had managed to skip that but was nope, they still found away to shove it in.

Mog you might have hit on a great new business idea for Az though. Perhaps he could get Tyler and all his mates in prison to start knitting the hideous BooBoo jumpers. He could also do a range for the UK market and get David to ask Raphael if he can get Aaron from Emmerdale interested in his BooHoo range for miserable northerners who weep a lot. The jumpers could have specially absorbent cuffs and lower sleeves cos that Aaron is always wiping his nose on his jumpers when he cries (which is often) and it makes me 🤢.

Their dance in the vineyard was still a million times less cringeworthy than Mark and Elly’s was last year

Grinder convo between Paul and Sheila, Neighbours at its best

I pressed play just in time to see David in a backwards dip in Aaron's arms. That was plenty for me.

But yeah, Mark and Elly still win for cringe.

I still don't like Bea. Just saying.

Grr Love I still haven’t forgiven them for ruining that song for me.

They have less chemistry than Leo and Therese. It’s painful. And Elly’s Pleather pencil skirt makes me feel clammy every time she wears it.

Booboo jumpers!

First promo shot for Boo Boo jumpers.

Tag line: especially for boo 🎶🎶

The best bit about that dance was the random chicken!

How about the slogan:

Boo Boo Jumpers - for those days that are too hot for socks, but too cold for T-shirts

Especially for boo
I want to let boo know what I was going through
All the times i took you off
I was so cold
You were on my body
My temp never changed
I still felt so warm!

Especially for boo
I want to tell you I was feeling that way too
And if dreams were wool you know
I'd have shrunk it in the wash
To fit your diet body
No matter how small

But now that I'm next to boo
No more dreaming about the sunshine
Forget the skinny shorts and the tshirts
Jumper gotta stay
It's all because of boo
And now we're wearing acrylic , together
I want to show you my heart is oh so true
And all the love I have is
Especially for boo

Especially for boo
I want to tell boo, you mean all the world to me
How I'm certain that our knit was meant to be
It changed my life
Your jumper showed me the way
And now…

"And now we're wearing acrylic, together"

😂😂😂

Sleeping

Especially for Boo
I gotta warn ya it’s illegal to wear socks too
There must always be 3 inches twixt trouser and shoe
Your feet may itch
Your trainers honk too
But now that I’m wearing you
I don’t care if my feet are fungal
Or my wedding dance was a total bungle
I’m gonna wear Boo jumpers all day through...

And now we’re wearing acrylic together...

Can you tell I don’t like it when men wear shoes without socks...

I've said before, I will say it again.

There is genius on this thread 😂

I'm with you washingfairy. It makes me want to hurl.

The random chicken was quite funny. It helped to have something else to focus on tbh.

Smidge the only plus side is that it helps you identify a wrong ‘un early. I had that Ben Jardine (married at first sight and CBBC) pegged as a nightmare as soon as I saw his wedding outfit.

CBB - I don’t think they’ve let anyone from Married at First Sight present CBBC yet, but my phone autocorrects.

I was thinking of Ben from CBeebies and thinking he's married???? And he presented what???? Can tell the age of my kid can't you

Poor Ben from CBeebies. Although I suspect that both he and Andy have unfortunate tendencies in the sockless shoe wearing/half-mast trouser department.

I am willing to forgive them on the basis that they are kids TV presenters and therefore have to wear shocking clothing. Also Andy is the only reason my oldest eats any vegetables, and I used to love the raps about numbers that he did with Sid back when my kids would watch CBeebies (the youngest two are all of 5, but their big brother rules the remote).

He does a legendary rap about Sharks 🦈!!

There was a thread about Andy, weird crush or something, and someone called him Fatima Whitbred.

Still laugh to myself about that whenever I see him.

I know. It’s one of those things that you can’t unsee when it’s been pointed out.

Anyway, I’d better stop mentioning non-Neighbours TV stuff. I’ve now name-dropped Emmerdale and the whole of CBeebies and CBB. I’m gonna get a warning or summink! I’m not nearly as rebellious as you Sleeping