Neighbours - Countdown to the wedding in the well...

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Poor old Pavaan. I think we need to stage an intervention. I don’t care if his jokes are rubbish. He doesn’t deserve a life shackled to that pouting cardboard plum.

Am I the only one who thought the Leo/Therese thing was quite hot??

Yes! I did.

I also enjoyed the wedding. Never thought that was going to happen!

Tough titties

I've been watching but must have missed it, what's going on with Clive and dippi?

I don’t they’ve said yet. She probably just waved some sage at him or something.

He seems to have erectile disfunction and dippi is helping. Shane is taunting not angry so I don't think she's flashing. Him half an hour before he takes Sheila roughly on the dinner table. Also suspect bloody sage wafting

But Clive is a doctor. Why on earth would be be taken in by wafty sage? It’s very odd.

BareBelliedSneetch if it gave him a semi I don’t think he’d care.

I original thought maybe she was giving him some kind of tea but then why go to the loo? Maybe a tincture but again why does she need to go to the loo with him.

Obvs burning sage would set off the smoke alarm but I think it’s something along those lines or maybe some kind of meditation? No clouds in the loo though...

Anyone else considering buying some flax linen sheets to see what all the fuss is about?!

Haha, yes that sheets thing was a very odd story line!

😂 what if you try them and can’t go back?

So what do you think Jemima is up to? Is she an amazing business woman that Paul wants to bring on board? I thought he'd found out she was a con artist but it seems he thinks she's worth knowing. And it's clearly not on a romantic level.

Talking of which, for God's sake stop this Thérèse and Leo thing. It really doesn't work. Gah!

The whole poor sister, no money thing seeing what they'll spend on her makes me think she's loaded. Perhaps she sold on the business she said she'd closed for millions

I spent practically the whole episode cringing - Sheila & Paul’s conversation (not jealousy) and Terese and Leo - just bleurgh why does he always look like he’s in pain? is it a version of joeys smell the fart acting?

I can't stop noticing Thérèse and the cricked neck now. Makes the leo and Thérèse scenes even more sick making.

I loved the Paul and Sheila convo. Hilarious. I generally find Sheila a bit tedious but there’s something about her chemistry with Paul that really works. I think that part of it was that I loved Naomi, and the Paul/Naomi/Sheila dynamic set the tone for Paul and Sheila and their relationship that verges on sibling rivalry. They’re really good at pricking each other’s bubble of self-importance.

Yep Leo and Therese are just not right on any level. Either she has her neck cricked to the point I can’t look at her, or I worry that she’s going to fall off whatever box or stepladder they’ve put her on to resolve the neck crick. And I know that Leo has lovesick puppy tendencies, but the way he moons at her and every word is uttered in reverential tones as if he’s a 6 Music DJ talking about John Peel just does me in. The Well beckons...

I love the Sheila and Paul dynamic too!

They’re great frenemies. Really enjoy their scenes. Paul’s friends at the mo are def more female. The people he confided in other than family, like Steph, to a degree Terese and I’d say he is closer to Susan than Karl.

DH wants to walk mount our TV over the fire place. When I watch Terese and Leo that’s what I think my neck will feel like.

And stop saying grinding!

Shane was even more if a twat to Clive.

Shane was even more of a twat to Clive.

Wasn't he just! What a complete arsehole.

I sympathise with you over the tv thing. I hate high tvs. Neck ache and have to have your eyes wide open all the time.
I think Thérèse needs to be a diva and insist on getting a height limit put in her contract.

Er... Gary... scratching his bum... less ladybird more dung beetle

I can see with Paul how it'd be easier to get close to women as he'd see them less as competition for his ego

Who's the random friend of mishti's who is on the run? She hasn't been mentioned before has she? Clearly she'll be arriving on the scene pretty soon.

Not up to date but I think you’re taking about Monique?

She popped by before and Leo had the PI look into her. She stuck around for a week or two. She got caught out for being dodgy but Leo didn’t look at what the PI found out about her which must be really dodgy. She and Xander were both being bent coppers together but it’ll probably turn out he’s innocent and Mishti will have another excuse to whine on for a month about that.

I’m concerned that no one has stopped by to mention the vileness of Aaron’s honeymoon jumper.

So vile! But slightly improved by fast forwarding any scene it was in.

Are honeymoon jumpers a new thing? Like christmas jumpers. Business opportunity for Aaron maybe? Boo boo jumpers