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Eurovision 2018: Dust off your hamster wheel and dig out your pink pleather leotard

986 replies

OublietteBravo · 19/04/2018 21:21

I couldn't see a 2018 Eurovision thread. But surely I can't be the only one who has been checking out this year's songs.

Semi final 1 is looking tough - my money is on the winner coming through this one.

Meanwhile semi final 2 seems wide open. Pretty much anyone could make it through.

Plus there are some reasonable songs from the 6 guaranteed finalists.

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RedToothBrush · 08/05/2018 20:40

This guy has red flags all over him

Its weird, I was thinking he was proper creepy and I wouldn't want to be stuck in a lift with him...

Rhubarb01 · 08/05/2018 20:41

Ugh! For a moment I didn't realise it was roses in his back. It looked ghastly!

IPokeBadgers · 08/05/2018 20:41

The roses in his back....boak!

Raahh · 08/05/2018 20:41

Well, Belarus was dull.

OublietteBravo · 08/05/2018 20:41

Estonia. I really think this might actually win.

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SuffolkNWhat · 08/05/2018 20:42

That's not a discreet mic

Rhubarb01 · 08/05/2018 20:42

Ooh love the frosty skirt!

The80sweregreat · 08/05/2018 20:42

More lovely teeth and a weird dress.

RedToothBrush · 08/05/2018 20:42

Shit. FOrgot SUBTITLES!

DustOffYourHighestHopes · 08/05/2018 20:42

As SOON as the song started I thought: my god, not another massive novelty skirt.

LineyErgoSum · 08/05/2018 20:42

Those are powerful veneers.

I truly think this is Dental Eurovision.

SuffolkNWhat · 08/05/2018 20:43

Her dress is outperforming her

IPokeBadgers · 08/05/2018 20:43

The frosty skirt was a bit Frozen/Let it go....

OublietteBravo · 08/05/2018 20:43

Apparently the dress was v.expensive (something like €60,000).

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Pebblespony · 08/05/2018 20:43

It's a bit dull.

DustOffYourHighestHopes · 08/05/2018 20:44

Suffolk - funny you should say that, I was just thinking how hard can it be to match the microphone to her skin tone in this day and age!

FairyCrumbs · 08/05/2018 20:44

I'm enjoying this, lovely voice.

The80sweregreat · 08/05/2018 20:44

That dress is incredible- what’s the song about again?

RedToothBrush · 08/05/2018 20:44

THe dress trick has been done to death.

OhYouBadBadKitten · 08/05/2018 20:44

How are they making her all soft focus?

Raahh · 08/05/2018 20:44

My dog has gone into hiding.

Rhubarb01 · 08/05/2018 20:44

I do keep thinking Disney Princess.

Raahh · 08/05/2018 20:45

There was a woman the other year who was dressed like a volcano, I'm sure.

LineyErgoSum · 08/05/2018 20:45

Fuck that, shrill and frock.

JaneJeffer · 08/05/2018 20:45

Wasn't there a dress like that last year?