Eurovision 2018: Dust off your hamster wheel and dig out your pink pleather leotard

[OublietteBravo]

I couldn't see a 2018 Eurovision thread. But surely I can't be the only one who has been checking out this year's songs.

Semi final 1 is looking tough - my money is on the winner coming through this one.

Meanwhile semi final 2 seems wide open. Pretty much anyone could make it through.

Plus there are some reasonable songs from the 6 guaranteed finalists.

Yeah. That wasn't like a weird mess at all.

Slovenian zumba

Soundtrack by the cymbal playing toy monkey

Strode Lighting Overkill

This is giving me a head and earache.

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.

I've been to Slovenia. It's very nice.

Jane we are lacking in Nan's at Eurovision.

Er- wtf?

Ridiculous pretend technical failure.

WTF?

Gawd. Poor Belgium, Greece and Switzerland were definitely robbed.

It’s all gone Pete tong! Or was it meant to?
She looks like Jennifer Saunders.

Deliberate music drop.

I actually think this might deserve to go through

I think she is singing 'we've got a na-na' though.

It’s poldark

It's a lovely horse.

It's the LOVELY HORSE

Raahh how soon you forget

It will seem really naff if the sound "fails" every time at the same point.

Switzerland, Armenia and Greece must be furious. Even Croatia's average song would've looked amazing tonight.

Erm- angsty teen in a coffin moment?

Thank goodness it's the last one but someone buried him rather like dracula rising from the grave.

That's a mechanical coffin if I ever saw one.

Why is he trapped in a boat coffin? Oh he's a vampire!

My god - he has long jacket with bits. It’s a Euro thing.