Eurovision 2018: Dust off your hamster wheel and dig out your pink pleather leotard

[OublietteBravo]

I couldn't see a 2018 Eurovision thread. But surely I can't be the only one who has been checking out this year's songs.

Semi final 1 is looking tough - my money is on the winner coming through this one.

Meanwhile semi final 2 seems wide open. Pretty much anyone could make it through.

Plus there are some reasonable songs from the 6 guaranteed finalists.

That DJ looks like he'd rather be anywhere else

Oh dear Poland..... very off key.

This isn't milkmaids, is it?

So that why James Bay's hat went.

I wasn't expecting this.

I quite like Poland's song. It's catchy. But the studio version sounds much better. Singing live obviously isn't his forte.

Bloody hell, it's Eddie the Eagle with annoying wavey hands!

Dh comments:

A. What the hell are you wearing
B. What the hell are you singing

Oooo bad high note.

Well I for one am enjoying the Pole dancing

Of course the UK pay more. That’s why all of the big 5 are automatic qualifiers.

Not Poland’s finest hour.
The hand thing is so last week

This is not great.

Did I spot Jessie J in the backing band?

If they hadn't had Georgia in between I'd have said it was the sound that was a problem tbh

Eddie the Eagle..true

I fear the Polish diaspora might mean it actually gets through

Nice horses.
Screams Portugal to me seeing horses.
She seems to be in a Tate modern set.

I like Malta's song. But the bookies definitely don't agree with me. She'll be very lucky to make it through.

@RedDwarves I never knew that. Should have known really, thinking about it.

Poland were crap

Is this naked attraction in the glass booths?

And im not feeling Poland

Do the UK vote for both semi-finals? We aren't allowed to vote tonight which I think is stupid. Even though I don't want to vote for any of this lot so far.

She’s tried four times to get this gig.
Poor thing. She might get a sympathy pass.