Eurovision 2018: Dust off your hamster wheel and dig out your pink pleather leotard

[OublietteBravo]

I couldn't see a 2018 Eurovision thread. But surely I can't be the only one who has been checking out this year's songs.

Semi final 1 is looking tough - my money is on the winner coming through this one.

Meanwhile semi final 2 seems wide open. Pretty much anyone could make it through.

Plus there are some reasonable songs from the 6 guaranteed finalists.

Shakira

MAN BUN ALERT!

(definitely down your drink for man buns)

Jane

Thank you!

It's Madonna.

She looks like she should be singing a country and western song. Wouldn't mind a good bit of country right now.

Don't blame me when you're replastering Raahh!

Wow - she means business. I wouldn’t cross her

Her head is singing country. Her torso is on tour with Britney Spears.

Her brother is in a different band altogether.

I’m liking Switzerland. A vast improvement on previous years.

I frightened her slacks might slip down.

I liked that...hope it goes through.

Man buns will definitely have to be on the Bingo list.

Ireland don't want to be in the final, though do they?

I thought she performed that quite well. The bookies don't have Switzerland going through.

Another iceberg alert!

Is this a Brexit song?

I can't see Switzerland not going through?

he's a good nice Irish boy isn't he?

Black outfit with white trainers. Why?

It’s a bit boyzone.
Jed ward? Whose the girl? I’m a bit lost.

Jane

Oh this is a bit boring. Sorry Ryan.

It's all very .... nice.

It's Father Dougal and Father Larry Duff!!

Are the dancers the Iceland and Czech Republic singers doing a sneaky encore?

They're so wholesome looking.

It keeps sounding like that Nizlopi song about the JCB.

Isn't it just

'nice'

in the 'niceyest nice way'

dull

Is he really hoping for a place, though, Scott? Really?