Eurovision 2018: Dust off your hamster wheel and dig out your pink pleather leotard

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I couldn't see a 2018 Eurovision thread. But surely I can't be the only one who has been checking out this year's songs.

Semi final 1 is looking tough - my money is on the winner coming through this one.

Meanwhile semi final 2 seems wide open. Pretty much anyone could make it through.

Plus there are some reasonable songs from the 6 guaranteed finalists.

His crotch was very low.

I liked Mr Austria...he can sing. The trousers were a bit....odd.

I am struggling to work out which I like best

Greek dancing somewhere do you reckon?

I don't mind this.

I have just had a wine disaster. Dh bought wine with a cork. And the cork screw broke.

Saaaaaara Alto!!

It’s a Greek titanic number

Typing too slow - meant I didn't mind the last one .

Sorry Greece.

Raahh- try pushing the cork into the bottle ?

Why had she painted her hand a funny colour?

Mercury
poisoning?

Is this what Medusa would look like if she entered Eurovision?

What's wrong with her hand?!

It’s the night of big dresses and veneeers.

80s after much cursing, that is what I did .

I do feel like we are standing on Mount Olympus right now.

She must be 7 foot tall.

Alcohol is on order.

FINALLY

Here she is- batty Saaaaaara !!

Finland is next. This is DD's favourite.

Raahh- it’s the only way sometimes. Get anew one by Saturday. Eurovision night! Best night of the year - apart from X factor nights of course.

More veneers

Who's got the knives! This must be a knife throwing act.

Oh my god yes.

This is why I Eurovision.

Fair fucks to her for singing upside down.

When are the knives being thrown?

I like this. Think this will do well.