Eurovision 2018: Dust off your hamster wheel and dig out your pink pleather leotard

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I couldn't see a 2018 Eurovision thread. But surely I can't be the only one who has been checking out this year's songs.

Semi final 1 is looking tough - my money is on the winner coming through this one.

Meanwhile semi final 2 seems wide open. Pretty much anyone could make it through.

Plus there are some reasonable songs from the 6 guaranteed finalists.

No way back from the 1980s pink bin bag

EEk! Put it back on!

This is shite

I take it back. It was miles better than what was underneath.

Might order that jumper for school run

The guitarist is creepy!

That top makes her look like she has the world's saggiest tits....

Good Lord - what is she wearing?

That was awful!

She could do with a Boob or Bust intervention

Dust

Macadonia must be so proud.

Well.... I quite liked her shoes.

Why the tit flattening outfit?

It’s a Croatian Katie price

Here we go. More veneers.

Awful song but bless her. She really is trying. She’s feeling it.

Bit of a black widow spider look going on with Croatia.

Well she's not wearing pants...

Has she had an accident with some net curtains?

Black lacy frock and bond theme again.

What's going on between her boobs?

Melania? Is that you?

She keeps harping on about remembering ‘roses and horses in the rain’.

I’d bloody remember a date like that

Rubbish song