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Masterchef 2018 The Final : no more anchovy hula hoops with tempura todgers

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fourquenelles · 07/04/2018 23:05

Shiney new thread for the final

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raisedbyguineapigs · 09/04/2018 21:47

For some weird reason, the only non Indian food my mum would make was a boiled gammon joint with boiled potatoes and cabbage. I loved it!

Halsall · 09/04/2018 21:48

Not the crispy chicken skin crap again!

fourquenelles · 09/04/2018 21:48

Oh dear I think Alex may be going Sad

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:48

I love the look of Alex's dish

Just5minspeace · 09/04/2018 21:48

Is no once else sniggering at the look of Alex’s dish?

GrouchyKiwi · 09/04/2018 21:48

Dum dum dummmmmm. Non-crispy chicken skin rears its wrinkly head again.

OliviaStabler · 09/04/2018 21:49

Oh no, Alex!

Paranormalbouquet · 09/04/2018 21:49

@raisedbyguineapigs my mother boils the cabbage in bacon water, mashes it with the boiled potatoes and butter and then pours the cabbage water on top. It is possibly more salt than any child should ever have had!

Wolfcub · 09/04/2018 21:49

I think Alex is done

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:49

Leave it on the side of your plate then, Greggg.

FFS - I will go to hell for the loathing I feel towards that man!

Wolfcub · 09/04/2018 21:50

There will be a queue at the gates Schaden

fourquenelles · 09/04/2018 21:50

Choke on a fish bone - oops did I say that out loud?

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:50

Kenny's food looks so wanky. He's not done too well either.

Paranormalbouquet · 09/04/2018 21:51

I love fish, kenny’s looks great!

raisedbyguineapigs · 09/04/2018 21:51

Mmm! Itried it myself and it was nice but not the same- I might try the salt fest Grin

GrouchyKiwi · 09/04/2018 21:51

I'm pretty sure that would take you to the Good Place, Schaden.

Moonira and Alex are both in trouble. I don't want either to leave!

Papplewapplewoo · 09/04/2018 21:51

Monira (sp?) is looking upset?

Paranormalbouquet · 09/04/2018 21:51

Alex and Kenny in trouble.

Wolfcub · 09/04/2018 21:51

Nawamin looks pleased with himself

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:52

She looks gutted!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:52

This looks exciting

Paranormalbouquet · 09/04/2018 21:52

And Moonira. They are very critical at this point.

Papplewapplewoo · 09/04/2018 21:53

Narmin was incredible- also look at that fruit carving

GrouchyKiwi · 09/04/2018 21:53

Dear John: "fell apart at the seams" is not a positive thing to say.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 09/04/2018 21:53

But can he make a Lotus flower look like a cucumber?

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