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The River Boys are back in town...

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TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 05/04/2018 18:42

@SleepingStandingUp, @CurbsideProphet et al - we filled up a Home and Away thread. This is unheard of. So here’s shiny new one - I know there are only a few of us, but keep the faith.

#bloodandsand

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SleepingStandingUp · 02/05/2018 09:19

I knew it, he'd never cheat on me with Pyggey! It's actually Hygge with a cushion up her top trying to ruin the wedding and now the a bay are unsure if she and her twin have ever actually been in the room together or if Hygge has always been both of them

ChoccyJules · 02/05/2018 10:14

Car is ready, do I at least get to wear a dress and have my hair done by Maz before you dump the cheating man-bun? #chiefbridesmaid Blush

SleepingStandingUp · 02/05/2018 11:41

Course you do bestie, only the best for you in your Olivia original and hair by Maz. We need to look fabulous as we speed out of the bay, wind gently tousling our hair with the bottle of champagne Brody gave us

CurbsideProphet · 02/05/2018 11:57

Just don't do a Sally and try to travel to the wedding in a horse and carriage!

I'll be one of the randoms who has never been seen before, but is apparently part of the local community Grin

Hygge · 02/05/2018 12:00

It's not a cushion under my top, it's Robbo. I'm sneaking him into the wedding so he can punch Ash in the face for trying it on with my evil twin in the garage.

SleepingStandingUp · 02/05/2018 13:02

I'll bet you drugged him. Once me and Choccy have gone you'll have one of those 180 turns and you'll be shagging in the caravan before you know it!

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TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 02/05/2018 17:37

Why has no-one from H&A got in touch with us re how superb we would be as script writers?

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SleepingStandingUp · 02/05/2018 20:01

I know right???

So who is Colby searching for?
Will Maggie die?
How come they bought the pier, she got a job and Pa Astoni hasn't bothered?
Is there any reason Ziggy CAN'T have kids?

BlackandWhitePostcards · 02/05/2018 20:43

Hahaha love the wedding scenes 👏👏👏
Well done guys.

Piggywaspushed · 02/05/2018 21:29

I've just got up to the car crushing. I like the way when they aren't in the hospital they can bring the hospital to the scene instead, so Tori popped up and then a crash team. Brilliant.

Piggywaspushed · 02/05/2018 21:31

DH is concerned that it breaks H and S regs to be underneath a car with no one else on the premises. Has he never watched Phil in EastEnders one wonders?

All these episodes of the garage in H and A : why has it taken so long for them to come up with a entrappage??

Piggywaspushed · 02/05/2018 21:34

And all this pyggey stuff is confusing for me.

CurbsideProphet · 02/05/2018 22:02

@SleepingStandingUp I don't remember Ziggy saying she can't have children. Perhaps unfortunate incident involving an abortion when she was younger?

SleepingStandingUp · 02/05/2018 22:05

Piggywaspushed
HYGGE is being mean to my main main Ash, so ive nicknamed her Pygge(y). She's a mean Pyggey.

SleepingStandingUp · 02/05/2018 22:06

Yeah, she seemed more panicked than just agghh I'm pretending to be 19,-I'm not ready

AGnu · 02/05/2018 23:08

This thread is possibly the most fun thing in my life right now... I love you all! Grin

ChoccyJules · 02/05/2018 23:15

I'm gonna be in a Thelma and Louise remake with my bestie! GrinFlowersGrin

SleepingStandingUp · 02/05/2018 23:19

Yay!!!!! Who do we get to shoot??

AGnu · 02/05/2018 23:25

Yes, you Thelma & Louise out of the bay at the exact same time that Ava is upset because her mum's extending her holiday & she's overheard Justin on the phone & decided that no-one wants her & she can take care of herself. She leaves with nothing more than a cutsie pink backpack, & Buddy for company. Except Buddy gets spooked by your T&L routine & runs into the road, hotly pursued by Ava. The episode ends with a pink backpack on the floor in the foreground, the car off the road in a ditch in the background & Buddy in the middle of the road barking, alone... #Hold me in your arms, don't let me go...#

SleepingStandingUp · 03/05/2018 00:22

That's mean Agnu!! Kids never really get run over though, not seriously, in tv land anyway. We'll be fine Choccy, although having dumped Ash and nearly killed Ava, I doubt we're getting the damn car fixed any time soon!

I might move on to Pa Astoni if he's going free??

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TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 03/05/2018 06:57

You can’t run over Ava again! She was run over by Ash’s brother when he was in a PTSD panic.

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SleepingStandingUp · 03/05/2018 08:06

How about Olivia???????

Focalpoint · 03/05/2018 08:49

Hats off to the new scriptwriters ladies - much better than the real ones!

So remind me - was it Kyle Ash gave the kidney too? Maybe they aren’t done with ash yet and we’ll need another kidney donor and Robbo is a match?!!

And yes, please let Olivia be run over by a car. Preferably Ash’s big black Ute.

Hygge · 03/05/2018 09:00

Piggy I am sorry for the confusion that my evil twin has caused.

If it helps, hygge is pronounced hoo-gah so pygge should really be poo-gah.

I can have Robbo punch Ash in the face to help everyone remember that if you like.

Pygge is going to have him drugged in caravan soon after the wedding if I've read the thread correctly, so we know where he will be when the time comes to punch him in the face.

SleepingStandingUp · 03/05/2018 09:05

Stop thumping Ash you poo-gah!!!!!!!!