EASTENDERS 26 - N O MEANS NO SPOILERS. NOW. NEVER EVER !!!

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Obv we have the sad death of mrs spam

Thankfully Aiden storyline finished

No one seems to know or care where baby abi is

Ben is still wandering round France

Poor karen and she has grown on us. Just like carol branning did. Anyone who comes in with lots of kids and shouting etc - seems to warm the cockles of our hearts

Jack will shag mel

Will kat /slaters stay or disappear again

Any more stories going on?

So nice not bother about resigning or handing keys or uniform
Back!! She went Holiday 5 weeks over Xmas. She can’t have more leave left.

She had no story apart from start so no tissues from me. She must have loads cash saved up from 18m
Of no rent

Chelle did two shifts of that job. She saved enough for five weeks off at Christmas / new year and now flights to wherever. They paid well.

She didn't even bother to say goodbye to Martin. At least she bought him some wine before she buggered off I suppose.

Martin said 'until next time' so she must have told him she was off.

Well I'm going to go out on a limb and say I think she was a good character but under utilised. I liked the depth to her character.

Why did the policeman have the blue light turned on in his car? Like really? I suppose Phil rang Aidan and I really hated the storyline of Aidan torturing Vincent. Maybe Phil will tell Aidan to give Vincent the bar back and that will be that? But I doubt it, there will be more angst involving Kim and Pearl.

I think the police man wanted to make it really obvious for Phil that he was a police man, he might as well as have high viz vest on and a helmet and come out of the cafe swinging his truncheon.

I know I must be really dumb Sinister but why would the policeman want Phil to know he was using Vincent as an informant when he is trying to stitch Phil up?

It’s sad that apart from Martin and Shaton there’s no one to say goodbye too! No friends to speak of or anyone over last year. Still no great loss to any story lines. They have to kick out few to make way new blebs.

*Sharon! But lol someone hold her down while we put leggings and a t shirt on her.

She could have bought Martin some new towels before she went.

I am laughing at 'shat on'
Perhaps we could call her shade of fake tan that?!

yes we could.

I did think weird about the blue light

Did he know Phil was there ?

Please please please let the investor be Janine

Shoes on a table? Bad luck.
Janine back would be awesome Nancy !

Bacon roll 1.95 in London! Ha ha.

I've just realised why I think Tamzin Outhwaite is a bit shit. She constantly puts her hands in her pockets. She did it in New Tricks as well. She's a pockety actor.

Would Brian Blessed put his hands in his pockets? WOULD HE FUCK.

You wouldn't get the roll for £1.95!

Also really hoping it's Janine - or Fi!

Why is Ian such an arsehole

Pockety actor! I love a pocket - so handy.,

Why would you go,to your friends home when you live two steps from the bus stop? Mock has a car.
Where is Olly? Why does L wear pink all the time?
Why do I continue to watch? Lol

Ian's always been an arse..no change there.
A designer beard changes nothing.

That’s not a designer beard, that’s a one step from being a tramp beard!

Oh it’s not Janine
Mixed up folders? Ha ha ha ( yawn)

Nancy, he needs that woolly hat back.

Mock and L are like a carry on couple.
The DI is dishy.

Is that really a policeman or is he working for Aidan?
I think Vincent is a gonner