Masterchef 2018 part trois : tempura yolks ain't good folks

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Here we are again

Is he still going our with the chef who won a few years back?

Is he still going our with the chef who won a few years back?

Yes he is.

Na-ha-leee! I remembered 😇

schadenfreude when John said that about ice cream and cake I said to DH “I really want some arctic roll now”! Who hasn’t heard of that?!

Exactly Hammer

The very thought of it made me go weak at the salivary glands.

Postcard to Schadenfreude:
That day will never come.

Footle

I was afraid of that . . . .

😑 cackling in a smug and schadenfreudlich manner.

Btw, has anyone else seen the kerfuffle about John and Gregg's ignorant dismissal of Zaliha's Rendang dish? They have offended a large number of people of Malaysian and Indonesian culture by not knowing that the chicken skin is supposed to be soft and not at all crispy. Someone offered to Rendang John's head.

Footle probably because they think Greg(g)'s head has already been Rendanged. Seriously though that was a major boo boo.

Hello all, v miffed to have missed Monday thanks to inconvenient RL, but I gather SAHD has gone?

It's mass catering, my favourite round. Bring on the C***D!!

Why is Gregg always so keen to play dress ups in these things? He looks like a right idiot.

This is a tad nauseating.

Yes Halsall father of two was unlucky to be in a round with some extremely good cooking. He did very little wrong but that very little was enouh to boot him off.

This is all a bit bombastic.

John arseface Torode claims to be an expert on Asian food. He's laughable, I suspect he lives on pot noodles and vesta chow mein.

Evening everyone

My favourite challenges tonight

Lol forgot about the custard Halsall

And yes I love that Malaysia now hates the two eejits.

And now, 500 poached pears!

And disappointing noodle dishes for veggies.

Thanks for summary fourq

Gregggg's got his sodding bunnet on again

Missed opportunity there with the open helicopter, its the Navy ship all over again

I read the link about the chicken, haha serves them right.

Someone offered to Rendang John's head

Don't insult a country's national dish!

Btw, has anyone else seen the kerfuffle about John and Gregg's ignorant dismissal of Zaliha's Rendang dish?

I saw it, Footie

Just shows these experts aren't as clever as they think they are.

Never forget the C-word, ellen

Oh yes, that time they failed to push Gregg overboard

Morning's eleven