Masterchef 2018 part trois : tempura yolks ain't good folks

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Here we are again

Heh heh

Feck sake the flat cap is back

squoosh I was surprised not to see Malaysian competitors at Commonwealth Games carrying flags with Tortoad and The Grocer faces on then crossed through. THat would have been great!

Bloody hell!

There must be £20,000 worth of salmon there . . .

Maybe they're leaving it up to the Malaysian intelligence community, fourq. One day they will just...............disappear.

Just made it!

Bread and Butter Pudding is the old 'mass catering favourite' isn't it?

God.

Gregggggg is a twat.

Hi All. Looks exciting!

Indeed squoosh, sad times

with just a puddle of rendang sauce in their place.

Warms the cockles of my heart that thought squoosh

Utter madness peeling 10,000 minuscule potatoes!

Is Moonira going to go a bit despotic ruler?

Thank God - Alex is catering for the vegetarians. She has enough skill to make the food taste of something. Sa many cooks seem think a veggie dish is just tinned tomatoes on a boiled potato base . . .

Lavender custard Halsall, now that's just getting above ones custard station in life

Bingo on the bread and butter

Will they have long enough to confit stuff

I love when they start off all calm and slowly descend into madness.

squoosh

Death Pilot Dave's overdone it a bit with the old Nice'n'Easy tho....

Artichokes?

For a ship's crew?

Don't they think that lot will be farty enough already?

Me too Grouchy! With Greggggg getting in their faces saying 'is you goin' to get this out on time?'

'You've only ten minutes left. TEN MINUTES, 'URRY UP'.

FFS - Shut UP, Gregggggg!

Schaden, yep its usually pasta bake which looks very unappealing

Oh sorry - it's the RAF. They may well need the extra wind.

As you were.

The army would SOOOOO not be for me.

Couldn't a few of these nice RAF blokes round up Gregg and march him away?