Masterchef 2018 part deux Greg(g) learns to tell the time

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Here we are.

Pomegranate and burnt lemon

JACKIE USED TO TALK LIKE THIS.

Romaine That style of serving is nutty.

I love Ping. (Am suddenly doubting her name.)

Pomegranate is the new samphire.

I like Ping

Fuck knows where I was in 2011 no memory of the others

I think they should bin Gregg and get Cherish in

Chilled cucumber soup sounds like some Slimming World 'speciality'.

I love Cherish

I'm behind had to sort ds2, is Jackie "I'm a vegetarian street food cook" on, good I can give out about her

Who's AoF

Dh just said "courgette in cake? Is that one of them wanky things?"
Greg's sounds lovely.

That's the one ellenanore. Never shut up about her veggie street food and then it turned out she wasn't even a veggie.

Cherish would be brilliant.

I get my ruler out

AoF = Assassin of Fun

Twat joysucker health dick from Celeb MC

Celeb!!! Ha!!! I mean Professional

Oh I do remember her! I remember dh just shouting SHUT UP! at the screen.
15 mins to marinade? That's coating mate.

Who ate the previous winners I recognise no one other than Ping

She was very annoying, I don't know his she got so far, in her first round she's took forever to pick something to cook

I always liked Ping

I remembered her as soon as she opened her mouth. No recollection of Tom(?) though.

David. My cats wouldn't eat that

They eat most things but that looks hideous

Thanks Taffeta

Ping was brilliant. She seems to have joined Starship Enterprise since then - she'll do it credit.

I can't remember whether you watched the last Professionals thread, Ellen, sorry - Assassin of Fun was a private chef who made things with wanky ingredients none of which I can even remember, they were so wanky

Jackie was a good few years ago Wolfcub