Masterchef 2018 part deux Greg(g) learns to tell the time

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Here we are.

The judges are all sitting very close together!

Wasn’t Jackie 'DESTINEEEEEE' or am I thinking of someone else?

Why do they all have to do pudding chocolate fondant

That should have been. Pissing not pudding

Who ate the previous winners that woukd be Mr Creosote Wolfy.
God I hate those scruffy cream plates.

Another Ping fan here.

Thankyou ex contestant Scott for solving the named aprons conundrum, they are NOT abandoned in the lockers of doom but wrapped up in a tinfoil swan and taken home. Bless.

Erin's feeding the whole film crew with all that lamb!

Can we ban pomegranates please?

OhWhat

Crispy cow?

Edit fail

Judges talking about pudding before they’d had their main

I like that info, viques. Must be a nice memento for them to have.

I'll sign the 'Petition against Pomegranate' Olivia. It's sodding everywhere.

“as soft as you like”

Overused John phrase

Shouty judge is Pissing me off

Can they PLEASE STOP with the 'today I’ve made for you'??? Is it a contractual requirement or something? Why do they say it, whyyyyyy?

@RomaineCalm Thanks!

When Jackie talks I want to put my fingers in my ears and say lalalala until she stops

Jackie gets on my tits

Yy Jackie v annoying

Haha, I think they’ve just said that Jackie is incapable of getting the subtlety of that starter

Fur coat and no knickers

Fish n mash n sauce

That looks.... beige

I'm so amazed that in all the years I've been watching this we're yet to see a contestant biff Gregg on the nose.

As a loyal viewer I feel cheated.