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Tonight 9pm BBC1

Rather liking Twinkly Richard.

And yes, Dhruv seems as lovely now as he was when he was a contestant. He's up there with Digger Dean and James Nathan as one of my favourites.

What a shame about the mayo. Looks good otherwise.

(DH has just brought me a glass of mulled wine. He is the best.)

OhWhat, you naughty woman you but defo ask her

Enjoy Grouchy

Oh yes Romaine Dean was lovely, he was on telly for a while after MC

Those fritters look great, pity about her mayo

I feel Alex isn’t quite selling this dish....'it’s basically pork'n'clams with some chips'

She did well, pity about the mayo

Only time we had salt cold we were spitting out bones for days.
Looked nice though.

Ewwww.

She's very nervous isn't she, but she did well

Huge scallops. Shame they have been drowned in a gritty looking sauce.

A plate of yellow yuk.

Oh well, Jamie. You've gone a bit crazy there. Alas. Ciao.

Eeww Bakewell tart chicken??

'Hope you've had a drink...'

Hmmm. Not the best way to sell your meal.

The noodles now look like a bolognese dish, what's he stuffed the chicken with I can't remember, his timing is good

I’ve just reminded dh that he once made me something like that and it was minging

No that didn't work for him did it

Oh dear Wolf, has he improved

Dhruv is the best. Very articulate and not mean.

Zaleha’s food looks very edible again. Making me hungry

That looks lovely, Zaleha, and I am not a fan of spicy food for I am a wimp.

Too much information about your life there, John.

That's reminded me I have a mango on the turn in the fruit bowl. I'll have to have that later. Yum yum.

Not tewmeric, you've let yourself down Dhruv.

Dhruv is indeed lovely. I wonder who I am mixing him up with.

These two are REALLY getting on my wick now with their incessant badgering

I agree Footle, I luvs him I do

I quite like mango fourqs, nice and messy to eat