KLAXON! Calling all Masterchef fans

[fourquenelles]

@squoosh
@Halsall
@Ellanora
@GrouchyKiwi
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@MyfanwyMontez
@Mightybanhammer
@LineysRum

Tonight 9pm BBC1

Oh we hope you do Richard

Evening all

John's looking very tangerine today.

Hello all.

I was thinking that too Terpsichore

Evening. I like the look of the twinkly eyed Greg (g) assassin.

Ey pet, no one will stop you if you want to deck the gregg.
Evening all.

What is going on with Steve’s hair?

I am having a berry gel on a layer of toasted wholegrains with a smear of yellow coulis.

[Buttered toast with blackberry jam]

Bit late What have I missed?

I'm glad the market is back, much better

What's going on with that fringe?

Is that a "meet me at McDonald's" haircut being sported by Steve?

Down with Steve.

Gurning already

Hey Halsall, Richard wants to thump Greg, we're keeping our fingers crossed

Surely it's a 'meet me at La Gavroche' haircut? Quenelles

Jinx Wolf.
The blackadder theme is running through my head.

Like your style Romaine

I should have said I am having rectangles of line caught sustainable fish covered in a golden bread dust with a jus of sweet pickled tomatoes (ketchup)

YESSSSSSSS! (Settles down with 🍿). Hi Ellen, good to see you!

I'm having a beer, we're snowed in

Beer - what an excellent idea

Taramasalata and pepper salami sandwiches?

All well with you I hope Halsall

Where's squoosh by the way

Oh no ellenora have you enough supplies etc?

I am sort of snowed in. I tried to walk to the front gate but gave up because I was slipping all over the place even with wellies on. I am 100 yards from a main road/mega Tesco so I'll be ok

Well she's pissing me off.
Hellllooo Richard.
Just ravioli rich, it's already the plural.

Slightly disturbed by the look of the curry so far

I have a feeling @squoosh prefers the professionals

We could call her 3 times and see if she turns up

@squoosh @squoosh @squoosh