EASTENDERS 25 - NO SPOILERS - NEVER EVER OR ELSE .................

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Aiden is annoying, we need Phil to come and kill him

did phil find ben, are they coming home

who is the new girl?

will zsa zsa come back as keeps being mentined

will we ever see luke?

will jane come back?

who will have baby abbi?

sure there are other stories but blondes has a mind blank

If Kat is really dead and Jay will be dressing her and Stacie mentioned the fake tan (without which she wouldn't be seen dead), does that mean he'd have to do her makeup? We know Les can do makeup, but can Jay?

The huge expense of flying her body back to London could have been avoided by having her cremated in Ireland and ashes brought back for scattering/interment, surely?

I know Mo has form for scamming, but don't think she was ever cruel enough to inflict such distress on Stacey? And as for them pushing for the top of the range funeral (I do believe the prices, BTW) when they're planning to rely on the generosity of others to fund it ... [grr]

Jay seems to be single handedly running the entire funeral home, where are the other staff?
I’m guessing Billy didn’t do the make up

If Kat's dead I'll eat Jean's sausage surprise.

We have a cast member announcing they are leaving in the spring. Without naming names - they are having a bit of a downer on luck at the moment ( but if you need to know look on Daily Mail site )

Burials are dearer and having horses but 10 k still seems an awful lot. Maybe he was factoring in the cost of flying her back? Not sure how that works though and I don’t think jay was sorting that out.
Had to arrange two - one was 4.5 a few years ago and the other one about 4 ( 8 years ago ) both cremations . They asked for payments a month after and a deposit up front and we had one car. They are not cheap at all. Sadly.
I am fed up with mas lately - give him a decent story!
Ted won’t get his money from Patrick - that’s not good.

The way stacey told lilly about the death was annoying. Isnt lilly like 6? When did charlie die? Did she not know him?

My dd is 4 and knows the basics of death

Just checked shes nearly bloody 8

Bless, Lily will learn a lot about life and death living on the square i am sure! all other kinds of horrible things as well.

Mas keeps getting these ridiculous vignettes where he just plays a stupid twat. If it's supposed to be lighthearted and funny, in contrast to all the angst, it's really not !

So Mo is quite obviously up to something dodgy, I’m guessing Kat is Kathy style dead rather than dead dead!
Poor Martin, he thinks Stacey wants him back but I bet she doesn’t

STacey is going to have a second hand coffin in the living room?

Who buys a coffin before somebody dies?
Only on EE!
Keegan does have a lovely smile.
Mo’s brother is Gary Oldman - hard to believe isn’t it?

In real life of course.

Wtf is Mo up to? And what scam can possibly be had by a pretend dead body?!

Sharon obviously hasnt realised she doesn’t need anymore fake tan

See, Kathy style dead, not dead dead!

The fake tan stall runs out when Sharon goes near it!
Told you / Mo is on a scam.
They will go down well. Not.

sorry its a bit dark, but is the package at 31 or back at the depot?

Surely they haven’t sent Kat in the post? She’ll be late for her own funeral😂

Who lives at 31?

Imagine taking in a parcel for someone & it turns out to be your ex neighbour in a coffin

Especially if they are not even dead

I wish she was tbh, KM I'd long past her sell by date as is annoying Mo

Nancy. Dh would just say ‘ take this round 80s , it’s blocking the hallway’