EASTENDERS 25 - NO SPOILERS - NEVER EVER OR ELSE .................

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Aiden is annoying, we need Phil to come and kill him

did phil find ben, are they coming home

who is the new girl?

will zsa zsa come back as keeps being mentined

will we ever see luke?

will jane come back?

who will have baby abbi?

sure there are other stories but blondes has a mind blank

😂😂 at "your dead body is at no 31!"

I just looked it up and number 31 is Stacey's house.

This is utterly ridiculous.

The80s That's my favourite bit of Eastenders trivia, that "Mo's" brother is Gary Oldman.
I imagine her visiting him on set and snipping off bits off his Sirius Black wig when he's not looking, flogging it to Fat Elvis as Original Harry Potter merchandise.

Surely Kat's body would be transported in a coffin of some sort. Or maybe one of those big envelopes that says Please Do Not Bend on the front.
How long can you keep a body in a heated room? Though to be fair Kat is probably pickled on the inside and Ronsealed on the outside so might be OK for a bit.
Can you really arrange a funeral in a few days? Here there is a 2-3 week wait for a slot.

Surely Lilly knows about death. She knows and plays with Jack's kids, so would know about Ronnie and Roxy. I'm also guessing she will have heard about Abbie.
Regarding makeup, surely Whitney or tiffany could volunteer, it is after all a rather niche look. I remember there being talk about honey doing make up, but I don't think she was too keen.

qazxc exactly, Whitney and Tiff could do the make up, Kat is "hashtag make up inspo" for Tiff...

Erm, where's Max then?

This episode has been hilarious. Is there a different writer? There’s been some nice “community” touches too, a bit more like old Eastenders.

No Martin, throwing a sheet over a coffin won’t hide that it’s a coffin 😂

I love the idea of Big Mo flogging Gary’s memorabilia! ‘ it’s the original cigar from playing Churchill’ -it really is.
So funny that Kat won’t decompose!
How did Mo expect to do this scam? What was she thinking? People will be expecting a body , for example!

Surely Kat's body would be transported in a coffin of some sort. Or maybe one of those big envelopes that says Please Do Not Bend on the front.

As kat's body has clearly been lost in the post can they not just bury Jean?

nancy, that made me chuckle this morning too - that and being pickled by the ronseal and alcohol! still, we now know she isnt ' brown bread' the locals will want their money back asap and Mick and L will tell them to ' get out of their pub'. i feel sorry for Stacey ( for once) as its a horrible thing to do to her. Mo is just vile trying to pull this off.

It is funny how they take the mickey out of Ian. the bit in stacey's house with them all was well done i thought.
I have been dipping into Corrie last few weeks, that is very dark - havent a clue whats going on that much, piecing it together.

So will the surprise guest at the big do to raise money for kats funeral, in fact be - kat? 🤦‍♀️

I'm still slightly sniggering at 'Dots kitchen table' and what's the difference between grief sex and married sex! I hope Stacey and Martin get back together - also wtf at the 'meat' for the raffle

Also if the coffin's previous intended occupant pulled thru and it's next intended occupant is in fact not dead, that must be the luckiest coffin in the world (or unluckiest depending on your point of view I guess) mo should get a good price for it!

I stopped watching EE about a month ago. I was really pee'd off with the holes in the storylines and the whole raid storyline. I've stopped watching EE before for a month or two then returned and i was open minded this time but then to my horror i saw an advert the other week for Kat Slater to return. I honestly think thats it for me and EE. Kat moaning and shouting really used to grinde me.

The Meat was enough make
You a veggie! I did laugh at Sharon telling them to put slap on while they all wearing fullake up and are never seen without it.

What was the meat in the big oven? Shirley said it was pork but not convincingly - probably something v dodgy knowing her. she has turned into Babe with the dodgy blokes down the market and buying things from them. it was funny about the make up, maybe they just have their 'in jokes'on EE.
never heard of 'grief sex' before - Stacey has enough children ( she doesnt see) already, she should be careful.

Apparently grief can make you want have sex and “reaffirm life” guess when emotions are high it feels different. I do hope they get back together if only stop moaning. Martin can’t still be living with Dot n Donia n Becks and Robbie.

She got in trouble last time about part renting she supposed have one lodger. Still think would been better make her down size giving Karen and that lot is 8 people in same size house.

If Kat is alive seems stupid scam. Surely they could lost their money need urgent op and do dosh to fly back to Uk. Like Linda’s mum so £10k not unheard off. But to tell Stacey she died!

I cant believe that they have spent 1 million - they went to Ireland to trace Zoe's twin and stayed in a cottage ( i did watch 2 episodes only of the redwater thing)

• the cost of renting and the odd pint of guinness couldnt have cost them that much! what on earth have they spent it all on? how are they now destitute? the show is going backwards, what with Mel coming back and now some of the Slaters, who next?

So kat is alive

Don’t understand mo’s scam:(

NO, i dont get why Mo would lie about such a thing - obviously she needs money and all this hiding away must mean that someone is after her maybe? but to try and fool everyone like this is just stupid, she must be aware Kat has been in touch with other relatives, that you would be found out? i dont get it either. Just bring her back and not have all this with coffins and crowd funding etc.

Sorry if it was explained earlier. But Hayley? The girl who was after Martin a few weeks ago, was said to be a Slater/cousin of Stacey. So is she Lynne’s or Little Mo’s daughter? Or....?

We don’t know who Hayley is! She’s a slater. That’s all we know 😀
They breed them somewhere on a retail park. It’s all dodgy.

Stacey mentioned Hailey & Mo knew who she was, my guess it’s a child/ grandchild of Charlie’s sibling.

What I don’t get is why Stacey calls Mo her Nan, she’s no relation to her

I always thought Mo was her nan - the family dynamics baffle me but Stacey has always called her nan? We need a family tree.