Neighbours Spoilers - a peek down the well

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PLEASE BE WARNED THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS, GOSSIP AND GENERAL HILARITY.

SO, what do you know??

They’ll have to get someone new in to manage the garage-probably someone we’ll never see, until they decide to introduce a new character, then they’ll be “the new mechanic.” Or Cassius could do it, he moonlights for other jobs and isn’t a gardener anyway!

Looks like Mav is still filming, the name “Piper” was on the whiteboard today, so was Finn’s.

Or Bea will qualify in a week...

He’d love all the timetabling, colour-coding and spreadsheets
Pretty much sums up why I'm training to be a teacher in the future

If you move to Erinsborough you don’t have to train! I think Sheila has a room going...

Or you could unnecessarily live in a hotel. If you try the retreat you could probably help out ince a week and stay for free plus get a massage but you do have to have broccoli cake...

There's no way Gary eats raw avocado agave quinoa cake. He eats bugs, he's a lizard! Is he old enough to be Finn's Dad?

Lost y’all not that I have anything to add right now

Quite a good interview with Jason Herbison here:
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Some brief spoilers for 3-7 September:

Who admits they have an issue with their lover's bed sheets?

Chloe frets that her mum Fay has the same condition as her...

One shattered Ramsay Street resident falls asleep in a sauna!

Aaron and David tie the knot, but will the event go smoothly and end in success?

Terese and Leo give in to lust at Lassiters.

Oh, and apparently Aaron’s back injury will have a big impact on his and David’s future as after the wedding he continues to seek ways to mask the pain. Hopefully not another painkiller addiction storyline! Maybe it’s to do with Huntington’s...

I think when the Huntington’s comes out they’ll think it’s related but then he’ll get the all clear.

Mark and the bedsheets. That’s soon isn’t it?

Love that someone called the spa getting more use

middle yeah I think it’s tomorrow that Mark makes an excuse not to spend the night with Elly, but I guess the storyline must continue if it’s listed as a spoiler for the week of 3-7 September. I’m just waiting for him to go “Oh no, Kate/Paige/Steph/Sonya had the exact same bedsheets.”
Sheila and Clive also have some bedroom-related problems coming up, apparently

Yes I heard he gets some tips from Dipi in the end. I just hope the limber ladybird doesn’t get back to him. That would be really creepy!

SO creepy-imagine Sheila told Susan about it and Susan remembered Terese telling her about Gary doing it!

I think we know a lot of the answers to these things. The only one I’m not sure on is the conspiracy but with Neighbours it could be a big plot or a lame little one about who stole a pot plant from Sheila’s house.

I meant from the interview! I just realised I sounded very out of context.

Yeah exactly I could just imagine four characters being involved in stealing Sheila pot plant-it would still be infinitely better than the “Who Killed Robbo?” conspiracy of 2013 I think it might have something to do with Finn, but that’s just a theory.

The character who passes out in the sauna is, unsurprisingly, Ned.

Hate the Leo - Therese storyline. Bet the actors do, too!

It's going to mean the return of evil Paul.

Well if it’s just Paul being mean to Gary I don’t care that much lol.

Scarlet Vas is on a plane... might not mean we’re rid of Mishti after all... maybe she can have a personality transplant like Ned?

Yeah I saw she was on a plane, maybe we aren’t getting rid of her. Her photo isn’t up on the make-up room wall any more though, so we’ll see I guess

Could that just because she was on holiday? Do they take them down if not in that week?

middle I was wondering that, but haven’t noticed it with anyone else, e.g Eve Morey’s was still up when she was on maternity leave and Darcy Tadich’s is still up now, so he seems to be coming back. Ben Hall’s was up the whole time he was away. Who knows though, maybe they deliberately do these things to start rumours?!