Neighbours Spoilers - a peek down the well

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PLEASE BE WARNED THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS, GOSSIP AND GENERAL HILARITY.

SO, what do you know??

middle yeah could be for the Christmas episode. That would be good! In one of April-Rose’s insta stories she wrote “unforch not staying here, just shooting here” so it must be work. Looks as if Chloe, Aaron and Pierce Greyson are all on location together, maybe a trip. Perhaps David’s joining them later or has had to work or something.

Looks like Christmas filming is underway all round

I really hope Terese and Leo still isn’t any kind of thing

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Of course, that’s who Cassius’ mother is!

middle that’s a great pic. Can’t wait for Christmas episodes!

Who is Elissa?

I love that all our early Cassius predictions are coming true.

Elissa is the woman Aaron went to visit in Paris.

Aaaaaaah. I can’t remember the connection. All I remember from that trip was the stripper rat turning up. What happened with her? I can’t even remember why he went to see her on the first place lol

Ps watch April’s insta story doing baby got back on the karaoke (Kate Kendall was totally hogging it before). I think I love her even more 😍😂

middle cheers just watched it, she’s brill on the Karaoke, love her
Elissa-it was all a bit weird, Aaron saw Hamish with letters from Paris and I think he dropped a photo of a door with a number on it or something. Aaron found the address and left a note, then Elissa turned up at his hotel room and said Hamish had basicallly given her bad investment advice, lost all her money, then legged it to Australia with the rest. She helped Aaron figure out that Hamish was in trouble with the tax people and was about to sail off to Indonesia. Cassius was already in Erinsborough though, and she didn’t mention him to Aaron-I think there’s got to be more to it, especially as Cassius said his mother is unwell.

Yeah, or had been unwell. It’s very complicated for Neighbours! Maybe she had some spell put on her soul got transferred into the gnome. Then when she got hit over Hamish’s head she was released but injured so Cassius had to help her with her hand exercises... to much?

middle 😂😂😂 I want that to be true, and I want Mermaid Dee to have magical powers and to have put that spell on her.

So it seems Jemima Davies-Smythe, David and Aaron’s wedding celebrant, is Karl’s half-sister.

Oh that makes sense with him doing the family research. Will she be someone significant in the LBGTQ community? I’m just wondering what makes the use her over Susan.

Oh Cassius
Oh Cassius, please fall down the well
Oh Cassius
Oh Cassius, it's the gateway to hell,
Mumbles was tedious, but at least he was fit
You are a knobhouse and your acting is shit!

The wedding celebrant WHO IS NOT SUSAN!!!! is a very prominent member of the LGBT community. I'd put her on a par with Annie Wallace over here, truly ground breaking. And she was in Kath and Kim and she's brilliant and and and

I know she is in real life! I meant in the show!

She’s coming in as Karl’s sister not herself...

middle I’m not sure, I remember reading something about Susan thinking she wasn’t free on that date, so they got Jemima, maybe online or something, or perhaps Chloe finds her. Karl is actually looking for Jemima around that time but can’t find her. I wonder if it’s a coincidence that she turns up and is randomly Karl’s half-sister. They showed a clip at the time of filming where David says “This is Susan, it turns out she is actually available today after all” but Jemima’s like “tough, I’m here now.”

Ah, I see. The only other wedding Susan has ducked out of was Terese and Gary as far as I can recall?

Maybe it’ll be her sister needing her or something?

Ooh yeah. I'd forgotten that she swerved Therese and Gary. Was that because she knew about the sofa of love and disapproved?

Yeah, I think she knew and made up some thing about feeling all couples she married were doomed as some had split up.

I was looking at Susan’s storylines but on wiki and apparently she rejected a wedding for Coco? Because her fiancé tried to kiss Nate.

I had also forgotten that she use to be the editor of the local paper! One day I’m going to write down all the jobs she and Karl have had. It’ll be like some crazy long memory game like listing the 50 US states.

In other news, Mark contemplating a career change? Smells like teacher to me (despite being crap with Ben).

Susan's jobs? You'll get RSI from typing that list.

Is Susan still the school principal? She's able to take a lot of last minute holidays

In other news, Mark contemplating a career change? Smells like teacher to me (despite being crap with Ben)

Yeah, I could so see that! He’d love all the timetabling, colour-coding and spreadsheets. Erinsborough High wouldn’t know what hit it! I hope he doesn’t somehow go back into the police force, given the rumours of Mishti leaving.