Neighbours Spoilers - a peek down the well

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PLEASE BE WARNED THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS, GOSSIP AND GENERAL HILARITY.

SO, what do you know??

I have heard of 2 exits reasonably soon, I think I said that before, but it’s maybe Piper (with Tyler) and Cassius (to jail) I wasn’t sure whether the 2 exits were 2 people other than Cassius as I was told he was on a fixed-term contract and that there would be 2 exits. Maybe Piper and Mishti, or 2 different people entirely. Maybe Gary and Amy will ride off into the sunset together

If Paul is to get into a tiz about Amy and Gary I can’t see them leaving that soon.

The thing with Tyler is shouldn’t he still serve time for assault? He still knocked someone over the head with a gnome. I know this is Neighbours where the daycare has strict pick up policies like it should but the high school lets anyone in even when there’s a psycho ex teacher on the loose. Also where do the primary school ages kids go? Have we every had any that age before? What will happen to Nell!?! Save her before she disappears for 2 years and comes back 14years old with a new head!

I was thinking about evil Paul if something does happen between the dimpled cheeked pair.

The thing with Tyler is shouldn’t he still serve time for assault?

If Neighbours considers the legalities, which I doubt, they will probably have his conviction downgraded to aggravated assault, which carries a maximum penalty of 2 years in Victoria. He’ll probably be allowed out on time served. I’m not sure what they’ll do about the 2 years for attempting to abscond, which was supposed to run concurrently with the time served for murder. They’ll probably reduce those as well.

Amy and Gary are def going to date at the very least.

He def wants to play ladybirds with her

Ooh yeah Gary, yeah

I don't understand why Mark and Elly would have sex at hers in the middle of the evening knowing every one is up and loud enough for Bea to here. Surely his house is better suited??

Also where do the primary school ages kids go?
I have a vague memory that Jimmy went to Erinsborough Primary when he was first in the show. They didn’t have a set for it, but I’m pretty sure they had a uniform

So I reckon... Piper will find the medallion with Cassius Roche written on it, confront Cassius, he'll confess everything, Tyler will be let out of prison. Then Piper will have horrendous guilt that she a, moved on in 3 seconds flat, b, moved on with Tyler's brother and c, moved on with Tyler's brother the hot tub murdering hottie, whose fault it is that Tyler was gone from her life in the first place. So she'll have to have yet another breakdown before she can get back with Tyler and hopefully they leave together.

Oh no! Not another Piper breakdown! It really felt at one stage as if she’d be crying for three straight years Joe Davidson said there were a few more twists and turns even after the murder has been revealed, so hopefully it’s interesting. I think Hamish did much more than persuade Elissa to invest in a property deal, if that’s even true. If Cassius was telling the truth that his mum has mental health issues which led to a terrible accident meaning she needed rehab when he was 16, I’d bet Hamish is up to his neck in whatever caused that.

Hopefully we'll get a Cassius/Tyler showdown. Maybe they'll fight each other with garden gnomes as Piper looks on (crying).

Yes, there must be more to her story.

I only just realised thawed brothers, doh.

Ooh naked fight??

So you click that they’re brothers and immediately want them naked together? This says a lot about you... And why you have 8 fingers on one hand...

Nymph said they'd fight,, I'm just osteotomy options so their er clothes don't get ruined....

More fingers to eat hula hoops off

Mark would be on standby to launder, iron and fold them as they come came off.

I can foresee a situation where Tyler could be hanging out by the pool while Cassius is pretending to garden... That would mean they'd both be topless & Cassius is such an amateur gardener that he's left the hose on too long & now the ground is all muddy... Whoops, careful when you're fighting boys, wouldn't want you to slip & get all dirty... In slow motion...

Sorry, got a bit distracted for a moment there... I'm having a "desperately in need of distraction" sort of day.

Anyway... Yes, Jimmy definitely attended some sort of primary school thing at some point. I remember being surprised that such a place existed!

In the spirit of distraction

As Tyler drinks his lemonade he acidentally spills some, so he takes off his top and sucks the lemonade off his fingers. Slowly. Cassius, who is watering the roses, turns at the noise and spray Tyler with the water. He's so wet, he takes off his shorts so he's just in tight boxers and yells at Cassius. Cassius throws dirt at Tyler so he's covered in mud. Tyler rushes as Cassius and the two grapple in the mud, clothes torn asunder.
Not realising the someone had called in the Police, in walks Robbo from Home and Away, on vacation but always ready. He grabs a brother in each hand and tosses them into the pool.

Now he's covered in mud too, so he takes off his vest and shorts and strides back to the Bay in pants and boots

The medallion?

Oooooooh

I'm pretty impressed with neighbour's long term planning.

Dee storyline might run for years!

I totally expect her to be a Christmas Day cliffhanger. She was the cliffhanger for the last two years.
I really hope it will be real Dee in the hospital and Andrea turns up so they’re in the same room together.

Wow sleeping just wow

in walks Robbo from Home and Away

He's not bought trout-pout Colby with him, has he? That would totally ruin the whole scene!

Oh gosh no, Coleby is back in the Bay having an affair with Leah