Celeb Big Brother Thread 6 - Order more Brain Bleach, Flasher Wayne's on the loose!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Forget the 50s, have we gone back a decade? Haircuts, makeovers, decent tasks and conversations? Just the shopping list to return...

I want the BB cleaners to come round mine. I'll just have to leave the house for a couple of months so they can make a good start.

Beyond to add insult to injury I just discovered I'm actually a year older than I thought I am. I don't even know how I missed a year.

I can't even keep water down. :'(

Must have been a good night? Yeah I have no idea how old I am. I know I'm somewhere in the early thirties but always forget where!

Pearl - stay and join in! No idea about the articles though.

I would love to watch BB5 again.

I always have to stop and work out my age.

I just came onto the thread to chalkboard is back! Happy days. There's nothing better than an argument about ordering cigarettes, 2litre bottles of white lightning and food.

I loved the chalk board. The smokers must be crapping themselves now (as they all seem to be very heavy smokers).

Yay for the chalkboard.

Just thinking about some of my best BB moments. My mind goes straight to Jackie Stallone entering the house. Brigitte Nielson 'oh my god Jackie'. Jackie Stallone 'yeah Jackie'

I was arguing with myself what age I was the other day I had to do hard sums to work it out

Michelle and chicken Stu was one of my fave BB's too. She was bonkers

You just reminded me of the time I met Chicken-Stu as the sister company I worked for sponsored BB at the time. I had to host his arrival to the site. He was so lovely and intelligent but he chose to jack in his uni course and play the “15 minutes of fame” out, which was fair enough. I don’t think he went into ‘showbiz’ in the end.

Never met Michelle. Their relationship didn’t last long I don’t think.

My DH watched some of CBB with me last night . He'd no idea who Courtney was. I said I think she's lovely, he said nah too much make up, fake dyed hair and way over the top. He didn't find Courtney sexy or feminine. I was surprised, because I think Courtney looks marvellous and feminine.

Anyway, that's just my old husband's opinion. When I said that Courtney is a man in drag he was incredulous. And taken aback when I said that's Courtney now she's showered and become Shane again.

Get well soon perf .
I haven't touched alcohol for about eight weeks now. I just went off it. Wish I could go off fatty sugary foods.

Pearl I was wondering about that too, the magazine articles that appeared to be being written from within the house.

One of my favourite moments from previous BBs was the gorgeous Alex, standing behind a door, looking straight at the camera and lip synching to a really smoochy record. Favourite ever series was the original Jade Goody one.

Yes. Chicken Stu!
Those were the days when you could have a long conversation about more or less everyone in it.

Perhaps the powers that be have been reading social media and the chalk board is marking a return to old skool stylee. They must have a budget, that's half the fun of it.

Thinking of orders, was it you who did the Ads last night Red? sterling work. I was out having a bit of jollity and all that, although unlike ahed one of our esteemed colleagues here, I am in fine fettle today

Starbucks I might be misremembering but after Brigitte said 'omg Jackie' didn't Jackie respond with 'yeah Brackie'

Looked it up, here's a little montage

Well now, I remember chicken Stu and Michelle, so I obviously watched BB 5. Did Victor chew a little wooden toothpick? Was there a blonde body building type? He used to wind me up!

Wtaf is Philip Schofield doing in those we buy any car ads? I'm not a fan of him, he seems to get every presenting job going.

Yes she did enrique

I loved that Alex moment too (think it was to 'that's the way uh huh uh huh I like it). He was obsessed with bleach. Is that the series with Jade, God love her, and her verucca, 'am I mingin?'

Thanks Anne! What a welcoming bunch you are. Will come back to post after tonight's episode.
Am also uneasy about Andrew, and the showmance between Ashley and G is very odd.
Loving Courtney/Shane, Ann and Amanda - I'd like those three for the final.
I like Jess for unexpectedly not parading about in skimpy underwear or behaving in a crude manner.

Oh I meant to reply to the request for a portmanteau upthread earlier - shortdrew.

Thankyou beyond - I couldn't work out what the combination of the three would be. That's cracking!

I'm in a YouTube Big Brother wormhole now

Ah Michelle and chicken Stu,NO NAKED JUCUZZINESS,fond memories

Still ♥️ Craig

Craig played a blinder.
Slept for a month and woke up and confronted Nick.

NastY Nick has been extremely tame compared with some in later years. Still, it was great TV.

Nick wouldn't even be punished for that now. Love the Jackie clips.

I need someone to come and disconnect my internet. I do not need to spend the afternoon watching old BB on You Tube.