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Celeb Big Brother Thread 6 - Order more Brain Bleach, Flasher Wayne's on the loose!

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 12/01/2018 22:01

Forget the 50s, have we gone back a decade? Haircuts, makeovers, decent tasks and conversations? Just the shopping list to return...

I want the BB cleaners to come round mine. I'll just have to leave the house for a couple of months so they can make a good start.

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EnriqueTheRingBearingLizard · 13/01/2018 00:06

You heard correctly elektrawoman

sheldonesque · 13/01/2018 00:06

Turn on. Tune in. Cop out. remove tongues from bum holes

AnneEyhtMeyer · 13/01/2018 00:06

The barely black tights just made the legs look even more masculine.

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SoleBizzz · 13/01/2018 00:06

R.I.P Bella Emburg..

SoleBizzz · 13/01/2018 00:07

Anne you crack me up!!

AnneEyhtMeyer · 13/01/2018 00:08

Belligerent - I think you meant like real tears only better

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nicenewdusters · 13/01/2018 00:08

I can't believe the panel had question cards Perf ?! That's scary.

AnneEyhtMeyer · 13/01/2018 00:08

No, really Sole?

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sheldonesque · 13/01/2018 00:08

Indeed Sole Sad

SleepIsForTheWeek · 13/01/2018 00:09

Good point Nice way to change the narrative Hmm

SoleBizzz · 13/01/2018 00:09

Yeah. Makes CBB Woman theme more real. Bella was strong and I loved her.

BelligerentGardenPixies · 13/01/2018 00:10

Oh yeah, my mistake. Gendah tears beat cis tears cos cis tears have got saline water privilege and are biological essentialist piss water.

BeyondWW · 13/01/2018 00:10

There is a dalek meme for every occasion...

Celeb Big Brother Thread 6 - Order more Brain Bleach, Flasher Wayne's on the loose!
velouria · 13/01/2018 00:11

I can't understand why on answering the question "are you jealous of Shane" she said nah he's good at make up, but I'm a better dresser. He's an exceptional human being by anyone's standards, there are several very beautiful females in there, yet he has people's tongues hanging out. Not only for his good looks, but his charisma and intelligence and his humanity.

BeyondWW · 13/01/2018 00:13

Cis tears come from ducts that have nuclei that identify with their assigned gender. Trans tears are oppressed by the fact they are a biological function and thus linked to actual biology.

leccybill · 13/01/2018 00:13

A few things I picked up on tonight:

During 'the kiss', someone (Daniel?) said something like 'he's just impregnated her' Shock
IW was totally unsurprised to be asked about the drag queen photos, so had clearly been briefed. Also IW nodded at the mention of Paris Lees as if IW knew they'd been on.

Also, IW - the 90s/early 2000s called, they want their lip gloss back.

EnriqueTheRingBearingLizard · 13/01/2018 00:14

Night All.

BelligerentGardenPixies · 13/01/2018 00:15

I’m gonna punch myself in the face every time I cry from now on. Fucking biogoted nuclei! Causing actual violence!

BeyondWW · 13/01/2018 00:15

Night Enrique. I'm off to bed too. Night pwbs 💋💋 (lipgloss kisses)

nicenewdusters · 13/01/2018 00:16

That's a perfect summary of Shane Velouria . I think IW only sees being a woman as high heels, lip gloss and long hair. She has no comprehension that all of Shane's other attributes are what combine to make him a beautiful person.

Lonelystarbuckslover · 13/01/2018 00:19

I'm catching up on Thursday & Fridays episodes as well as Big Mouth, then I'll catch up with the thread and be back. I'm so mad already!

PositivelyPERF · 13/01/2018 00:20

Thank you for all the brilliant laughs you fabulous fanny owning females. If it wasn't for you all I would have punched the tv when IW's face appeared, as opposed to actually punching IW's face on the tv, which would have been literal violence. Good night.

AnneEyhtMeyer · 13/01/2018 00:25

Night night my lovelies - see you back here tomorrow!

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nicenewdusters · 13/01/2018 00:26

Good night Perf. Glad you've been saved from literal violence tonight. You've made me laugh out loud a lot.

velouria · 13/01/2018 00:28

I was unaware of his existence 3 days ago nicenewdusters , but I think my new mantra will be, what would Shane do hah I absolutely love him.

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