Celeb Big Brother Thread 6 - Order more Brain Bleach, Flasher Wayne's on the loose!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Forget the 50s, have we gone back a decade? Haircuts, makeovers, decent tasks and conversations? Just the shopping list to return...

I want the BB cleaners to come round mine. I'll just have to leave the house for a couple of months so they can make a good start.

Run Paul Danan - run.

Women do not carry lip gloss around. IW is ridiculous.

India completely taking over and Rylan is the biggest creep. He’s worse than Emma I think

Argh, I need to go to sleep! 😂

RubyJack Rylan has nicked your typewriter!

There's a thread about Lily in chat at the moment always, its one I mean to read

Belligerent - that's why she's known as ScaryEyes by me on this thread.

Lily is revolting.

Oh look. 'Genuine" questions from the panel, read awkwardly from cards. Load of bullshit.

Aint that the truth Chip

IM with you on that Anne. The black eyeliner doesn’t help.

Always puts me in mind of Dr Hook Anne

LIVE FROM THE HOUSE but what channel?

In the words of Catherine Tate's Nan

^what a load of old shit'

Bacofoil dress haha as Scoop said

The lipgloss. The fucking lipgloss 🙄

Not on 5*

Live feed might be on C5 app?

Uhh Rylan was such an arse-licker

Not on 5star or my5, just checked

I passed out
Holding my breath
Zzzzzzzz

Did IW just say about Andrew dressed as a dalek ‘not exterminate - inseminate!’ did I mishear that?

Yes the awful lip gloss and the trotting in heels. I've never seen that kind of motion outside of a Carry On film I don't think.

Sheldon you made me laugh and then you made me laugh again

I hadn't realized it's a double eviction. No idea then really who's going to be in the frame.

Can't find a live feed

Sleep In response to the point about the XX chromosone in the opening title. I'm sure that IW would tell us she does have those now. She was given a copy of Chromosone Monthly by her surgeon, and asked to choose some shiny new letters to rearrange her DNA, 10,000 to choose from. Don't ya love the NHS?!!

Well that was an object lesson on “What’s the most delicate thing in the universe? Answer: The male ego!”.

Nobody upset duh poor widdle 15year old gurl, she might cwy gendah tears (like real tears but err not).