Celeb Big Brother Thread 6 - Order more Brain Bleach, Flasher Wayne's on the loose!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Forget the 50s, have we gone back a decade? Haircuts, makeovers, decent tasks and conversations? Just the shopping list to return...

I want the BB cleaners to come round mine. I'll just have to leave the house for a couple of months so they can make a good start.

I have an excuse for my irate ramblings, it's called the menopause. I bet trans women don't bother stealing that from us

In fact IW is the right age for it

I am awaiting all the damage limitation tv appearances this week. And will purposely avoid the lot. You can whitewash the true colours all you want.

You can't polish shit. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. And you can't make a real lulu.

Even if you have a book.

I am enduring the menopause too. It has made my tolerance of knobs tricky.

You can probably get a real menopause from a catalogue somewhere. In the section between the giant shoes and lipglosses.

@sheldonesque you and I have obviously been looking at the '1000 ways to sweat with menopause / I really could chew wool' book like me ………… much better than the fanny book

Same here Velouria He's like a beautiful naughty buddhist ,with fake nails and a cracking pair of legs ! If I'm a heterosexual female and think he's gorgeous as both a homosexual man and homosexual man in drag, what community will I have to join? Am I a faux lesbian drag loving heterosexual non-drag phobic real woman?

The drag artist that India had photos taken with has posted their version of events, following Rylan’s sycophantic interview (where India states she was only at Pride because she was paid and was just being ‘nice’ posing for photos):
twitter.com/stallstweets/status/951974824041156609
So IW lied AGAIN by saying the drag queens asked for a photo - they didn’t, IW approached them - in fact they didn’t even know who she was....

I like the drag queen guy! He’s fun.

tweet and vid from Crudi Dench about piss poor drag excuse

What a pathetic, useless eviction. Seriously creepy.

Ah Elektra beat me!

Cross post!

Agree with you it was a pathetic eviction, very staged, it has put me off CBB.

"It has made my tolerance of knobs tricky"

You have a brilliant way with words Sheldon . Can't stop laughing at "giant shoes" . I'm thinking of clown shoes, in bright red and yellow.

What I watched of it seemed like people walking on eggshells because there was an abuser in the group (family or work group) so I am looking forward to seeing how the dynamic changes with the departure of the smouldering IW.

10.000 pairs of restless legs
10.000 drops of night sweats
10,000 minutes of unreachable sleep a month.
10.000 tears of frustration
10,000 mm added to waist
10.000 jumpers to knit from chewed wool.

I bet IW wouldn't have even picked up he book, let alone wanted to look at the pics.

Wouldn't it be ironic if she passed through fake puberty to menopause in the space of a year

Oooh Elektra and Nelly

I am not surprised at Crudi's version of events.

#IWapparentlyspeakspish
#jogoninyourgiantshoes

I can't see IW being willing to describe themselves as a menopausal woman.

Not when they are happily describing themselves as a 15 year old girl.

#realdelusion
#dalekscannotgiveanatrophicvaginathegallops

nicenewdusters I feel the same way.
Perhaps we are handbags/beards/lipstick lesbians?

Daleks don't give me the fanny gallops but they do give me the willies. Can I call myself a man on that vague connection to penis

I feel my 50p was well spent

Weird, weird eviction. Absolutely no atmosphere. Made me think of North Korea. Or 1984. Although any booing would have been construed as literal violence by India, so of course couldn't be allowed.

And yes, she's been coached for days now.

I was a bit iffy about drag - it seemed a bit of a piss take of women.

But I've decided that (a) if drag can be like Courtney/Shane, I'm all for it and (b) if it pisses off the likes of IW, I'm even more for it.

Damage limitation/bullshit excuses has already started

Sorry I’m late! I see I missed LOADS! That exit interview was disappointing. It felt so awkward, staged, uncomfortable to watch. Ch5 are bloody cowards! Nobody wants to be labelled transphobic but by refusing to address her behaviour they bloody sanctioned it! I’m so glad she’s out.
And that audience they shipped in from N Korea Fucking disgrace! I hope some of the audience are on MN so they can give their versions of events. Loved the Crudi Drench video btw!
I didn’t watch CBBBOTS but from what I’ve been reading here it sounded disgusting!
Poor show. Poor show indeed! It’s put me right off from watching I can’t wait for tonight’s show
Who’s up for starting a Twitter/Facebook/Instagram campaign to get Piers Morgan to interview IW (are we not allowed to say Ian anymore?) I would, but I’m just not invested in this thread enough! can’t be arsed

“not been manipulated by certain housemates into taking it off”.

Wtf?????

So someone “manipulated IW into taking their top off, walking around, then stanfunung front of a mirror, drying her hair. (I don’t believe it for a minute)

I hope she names them so they can defend themselves.

Crudi Dench? LMAO

Dd thought "Let it go" with fast noises sounded hilarious.

Ime drag Queens are naturally funny and good at taking the piss out of themselves so they're real people people. Can't help thinking IW's issue is jealousy - they make attractive women and they're more likeable than she is