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Masterchef 2017 Part 4 no more flowers please

950 replies

fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:44

its here

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 14/12/2017 20:33

His head chefs a bit of a meanie though.
Oh oh oh, it's going a bit mad.

OliviaStabler · 14/12/2017 20:34

Lots of fourth gear!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/12/2017 20:34

Probably has to be when he's called Dorian

squoosh · 14/12/2017 20:34

I'm finding this chef a bit annoying now.

Spam88 · 14/12/2017 20:34

I can't imagine anything worse than doing this. I'll stick with my nice calm office job with very loose deadlines 👍

fourquenelles · 14/12/2017 20:35

No drips
no smears
no brown bits
no bruised leaves

Soooo precise

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Halsall · 14/12/2017 20:35

Actually I take it back a bit. He's calm and scary, is chef. Veeeeery scary.

Footle · 14/12/2017 20:35

There was a Dorian Pygge on my family tree

Mightybanhammer · 14/12/2017 20:35

More like air traffic control than a kitchen!

Spam88 · 14/12/2017 20:36

Louisa's smashing it

fourquenelles · 14/12/2017 20:36

Louisa is teacher's pet

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squoosh · 14/12/2017 20:36

Dorian Pygge. What name. I'm picturing a porcine country curate with a fondness for a scullery maid.

Spam88 · 14/12/2017 20:36

Three hours?? Do they get a break for a snack?

Mightybanhammer · 14/12/2017 20:36

Knackered grey fish. Oh dear poor Tom

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 14/12/2017 20:36

Three hours! Fuck me.

Taffeta · 14/12/2017 20:37

Oh dear Tom

Halsall · 14/12/2017 20:37

Louisa's lucked out. She's got Dorian, not scary calm big boss.

Naughty1205 · 14/12/2017 20:37

Chef is a prick in fairness. Sensitive me would walk out and tell him to stick his poncy food

Footle · 14/12/2017 20:37

He may have gentrified his surname, squoosh

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/12/2017 20:38

Poor Craig - probably concentrating so hard he can't think anything except placing borage flowers with tweezers.

Louisais impressing him.

ilovesooty · 14/12/2017 20:38

Louisa is vocalising.

GrouchyKiwi · 14/12/2017 20:38

Louisa is amazing. I bet chef will want to hire her.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 14/12/2017 20:39

Craig and Louisa.
Nice praise.

Spam88 · 14/12/2017 20:39

Why is Tom pretending he enjoyed it?

Taffeta · 14/12/2017 20:40

Go WUMMAN