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Masterchef 2017 Part 4 no more flowers please

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fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:44

its here

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Spam88 · 14/12/2017 20:28

Do you think Tom will make it out alive?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/12/2017 20:28

This one knows what he's talking about Halsall - the other was the Young Mr Grace of Cheffery - "You've all done very well!" Hmm

Taffeta · 14/12/2017 20:28

Grouchy - the kitchen garden - Oh My Lord

Halsall · 14/12/2017 20:28

His mooli's overlapping his cucumber. A hanging offence, I fear.

Mightybanhammer · 14/12/2017 20:28

Come on Tom

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fourquenelles · 14/12/2017 20:29

Well done Tom

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/12/2017 20:29

I would need a diagram in front of me to construct these worksop edible art.

GrouchyKiwi · 14/12/2017 20:30

I'm eating the kind of food they did yesterday. I mean, I opened some fresh pasta, cooked it with courgette and added a ready made sauce plus some garlic bread. And then I finished it off with a perfectly placed grating of parmesan. High class stuff.

This food looks bloody lovely.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/12/2017 20:30

IMPURE SPINACH - NONONONONONONO!

Halsall · 14/12/2017 20:30

J-cloths have had some excellent product placement in this series, at least.

Mightybanhammer · 14/12/2017 20:30

Great chef - not losing it but conveying urgency

Spam88 · 14/12/2017 20:30

So many impurities.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/12/2017 20:31

You forgot the geraniums Grouchy

Footle · 14/12/2017 20:31

Real J cloths, not those impure ones

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/12/2017 20:32

DORIAN!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/12/2017 20:32

DORIAN!

Taffeta · 14/12/2017 20:32

Can’t have your mooli overhanging your cucumber 🤣🤣

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/12/2017 20:32

You make it sound filthy Taffeta Grin

Halsall · 14/12/2017 20:32

Doom music

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/12/2017 20:33

Tom's stuck in first . . .

GrouchyKiwi · 14/12/2017 20:33

Ah, chef is a racing car wanker. Good on him.

Mightybanhammer · 14/12/2017 20:33

Dorian!? Pan fried Dorian with impure spinach pleez

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fourquenelles · 14/12/2017 20:33

He looks like a bit of a bruiser despite his name Schaden

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ilovesooty · 14/12/2017 20:33

Poor Tom.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 14/12/2017 20:33

That was a look of pure poison Tom shot at Chef, there.