Masterchef 2017 Part 4 no more flowers please

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its here

Dorian Pygge. What name. I'm picturing a porcine country curate with a fondness for a scullery maid.

If I ever write a novel, he will be the main character.

I have made my decision.

Steven and his lovely smiley face for the win!

The IQ level has just dropped

Grocer is rubbing his trotters together ugh

Go Lou tweezer!

He had brother called Julian, if you need a brother.

Think that chef was VERY professional - a slave driver but a fair one - he was scary totem all.

*to them, not totem

Grocer in a tshirt exposes too much rubbery neck. I’ve suddenly lost my appetite

Into minus figures four

Do they not have a wardrobe department? Gregg should not be allowed to dress himself.

If the brother is called Julian I need him! Were they twins?

Craig reminds me of the face in Munch's The Scream. Hope it ends better !

Duck heart coated in panko crumbs and duck fat sounds delicious? Hmmm. Whatever, Monica.

Julian and Dorian sound like wheezy delicate pair. But I hope they overcame their names to be hale and hearty and able to carry a hay bale with one hand.

BEETROOT!!!

No wonder this is Vlad and Vanka's favourite programme

Hay bale in one hand, lusty scullery wench in the other squoosh

Gregg should not be allowed to dress himself.

You're right. He should stalk around the studio nekkid, yelling out 'FIVE MINUTES LEFT'. Balls bobbling.

The duck lorry has arrived

Sorry

That skin on Louisa's duck looks amazing. However, bread sauce is revolting and why does it exist?

Oh god squoosh. Absolutely no need for that.

Oooof, yes Schaden!

Schadenfreude, they're twins now.

Nooooooo squoosh I think you protestest too much and actually have the hots for the Gurning Grocer