Masterchef 2017 Part 4 no more flowers please

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I can see why she is like she is. Good lass, sticking it to the bullies and the patriarchy.

Shut up Greg(g)

Yes if she's been bullied you can see why she's so determined.

I hope no one cocks it up. It would be great for the judges to have to decide between 3 lots of excellence.

Yes I hope they're all great.

The speed at which they chop stuff - and there's no finger ends or anything in the dinner.

Don't like mackerel, but the judges seem to like it.

Hold the phone-it's Thursday and we have the grocer inflicted on us. I'd like a refund on my tv licence.

I love them all but especially Stephen.Louisa is very good looking and very focused. I don't have a clue who is going to win, they are all brilliant!

Please cook the fucking pigeon.

Blow-torching a pigeon? That reminds me of a joke.

I'm not sure I've eaten mackerel.

I might try squab pigeon one day, if it's less gamey than other things.

I want one of those gizmos that make potato pasta sheets. Beats a spiraliser hands down.

What did chefs do before they had dry ice, I wonder?

I used to love smoked mackerel until I got food poisoning from it once. Never again.
Bloody hell, they are really going for it.

I love smackerel. Why did it poison you?

Love that in the clips they've shown of the others getting praise, Steven has always looked genuinely pleased for them.

Poached eggs. Bleuggghhhh.

I wish someone would bung an apple in Greg(g)s mouth and stick a skewer up his backside and bung him in the oven.

As for Stephven - ham eggs chipsandpeas - why not? The cheese and onion crisps worked well.

Lovage is en vogue this year. There was a lot of it on Great British Menu too.

The sweetbread marketing board have done a cracking job this year. Second only to Nasturtiums are Us.

I love poached eggs. I bought some duckers this week on the recommendation of this thread - I've had two poached and two fried - they were LOVELY!

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Pina Colada

I grow lovage, it's bloody unstoppable. Maybe I should become a supplier.