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Masterchef 2017 Part 4 no more flowers please

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fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:44

its here

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/12/2017 20:04

Aww the back stories. Little Craig's hairline was pretty high when he was a bairn. I'd be chuffed if he was my lad.

Halsall · 21/12/2017 20:04

He's always had that forehead, I see.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/12/2017 20:04

That happened to me too, Sooty. It's more than flesh and blood can stand.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/12/2017 20:05

Halsall - that's almost EXACTLY what I said to DH.

fourquenelles · 21/12/2017 20:05

He was patronizing mince pie makers. Cock.

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GrouchyKiwi · 21/12/2017 20:06

Evening all. Should be a good episode.

I've let my 5 year old stay up to watch with me. This might be a mistake.

Halsall · 21/12/2017 20:06

Schaden, not for the first time, our two brains are as one Grin

Footle · 21/12/2017 20:07

Me too, Sooty.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/12/2017 20:07

Halsall

Grin

We must use this power Only For Good !

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/12/2017 20:08

What a little monkey Stephven looked. And loads of hair!

Footle · 21/12/2017 20:08

I missed where Craig is from.

Halsall · 21/12/2017 20:09

Ah, Bury Market. As a Lancashire lass, I have to be rooting for the lad from the land of black pudding.

fourquenelles · 21/12/2017 20:10

Somewhere in Berkshire Footle but I missed where as well

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Footle · 21/12/2017 20:10

Thanks Fourq

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/12/2017 20:10

It's Stephven! The whole lot are so smiley.
Me and dd are having the bury/berry argument.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/12/2017 20:11

What smiley babies he and Emma would have.

ilovesooty · 21/12/2017 20:13

Craig is from Maidenhead.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/12/2017 20:13

They are all so young this year.
I feel like I'm nearly dead. . .

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/12/2017 20:13

She has a bassett hound! I like her again.

fourquenelles · 21/12/2017 20:14

You and me both Schaden

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/12/2017 20:14

Bet he was a little shit at school mind.
Chef bot time. She's not changed from school. I want her to do well now.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/12/2017 20:15

Bullied (the bastards) - no the wonder she feels the need to constantly reassure herself.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/12/2017 20:15

I bet he was fuckery- probably had the teachers pulling their hair out.

GrouchyKiwi · 21/12/2017 20:16

I'm feeling all emotional. Poor wee Louisa. Craig & Steven have lovely families too.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/12/2017 20:18

I wish I had even half their skill and imagination. They open the fridge and see an egg and an onion, and produce a culinary masterpiece. I look in the fridge and see and egg and an onion and I make an egg and onion sammich.