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Masterchef 2017 Part 4 no more flowers please

950 replies

fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:44

its here

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/12/2017 20:30

Oh Christ! - White Shoes!!!

MarshaBradyo · 21/12/2017 20:30

Love how they bring out the music editing / chopping food thing for the final

ilovesooty · 21/12/2017 20:30

You might meet Gregg

Footle · 21/12/2017 20:30

White shoes=cad and bounder.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/12/2017 20:30

Thenyou could kill him!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/12/2017 20:31

No clue footle, just knew I puked mackerel for days. (Soz)
Sorry stephven, coconut and pineapple. Nope.
Gregg (the knob) is wearing white shoes. Fucksake.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/12/2017 20:31

He isn't dashingesnough to be a cad - bounder, maybe . . .

Halsall · 21/12/2017 20:32

Gregggg's shown up today as the world's least successful Don Johnson lookalike off Miami Vice. He just needs the rolled-up jacket sleeves.

GrouchyKiwi · 21/12/2017 20:32

I love that she filched a lemon from that place they went yesterday.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/12/2017 20:33

I must see where I can get some black garlic.

Footle · 21/12/2017 20:33

Nice distinction there, Schaden. Sloppy choice of vocab.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/12/2017 20:33

Halsall Grin

You are on FIRE today!

HAHAHAHAHA!

Footle · 21/12/2017 20:34

Bran flakes eh?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/12/2017 20:34

I admire her lemon thievery, too.

Halsall · 21/12/2017 20:35

Why thank you, Schaden Wink

GrouchyKiwi · 21/12/2017 20:36

I bet Louisa has a job in Mere after this. Monica adores her.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/12/2017 20:36

Sorry Monica, but could you bugger off!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/12/2017 20:36

Sorry Monica, but could you bugger off!

fourquenelles · 21/12/2017 20:36

Where would we be without the talking cock, I mean clock.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/12/2017 20:36

They all deserve to win. Pleased I don't have to make the decision.

Halsall · 21/12/2017 20:37

Steven's blown it Sad

Footle · 21/12/2017 20:37

Shut up Gregg.

Footle · 21/12/2017 20:37

I think you're right, Halsall

GrouchyKiwi · 21/12/2017 20:37

Craig's plates of food look beautiful.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/12/2017 20:38

BEETROOT in many ways - the Boys are thrilled!

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