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Masterchef 2017 Part 4 no more flowers please

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fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:44

its here

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Halsall · 20/12/2017 20:55

If any MC contestants served that, the judges would be on at them because there's not enough SAUCE on the plate.

GrouchyKiwi · 20/12/2017 20:55

You seem very disgusted by that duck, Schaden. Grin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:55

The size of those bowls for that titchy pudding.

And he's bullying Stephven again . . .

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:57

I am grouchy

VERY disgusted.

I don't eat animals which are still alive, and that one could have been back bobbing for tadpoles it was so undercooked.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:58

Oh my word - is it the end of the programme already? It's flown over!

GrouchyKiwi · 20/12/2017 20:59

Can't believe the final is tomorrow. This year has gone by far too quickly.

I would be happy with any of them as the winner.

fourquenelles · 20/12/2017 20:59

Tomorrow at 8 folks.

Now off to see if I should retire to Iceland (country not shop).

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ilovesooty · 20/12/2017 20:59

Could be anyone tomorrow!

Fekko · 20/12/2017 21:58

Did anyone get kicked out? I've been at a show and am in a bar (glue glug) but need to know...

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 22:27

Mallen went Fekko

Very sad,

Taffeta · 20/12/2017 22:54

Back from RL, caught up.

Fucking RL [shakes fist at air]

Loving Schaden’s GR collapsed lung face quip Grin

Shouted at the telly when nasturtiums appeared, scared DH

Not a fan of Monica’s earrings

Argentinian chef’s steely glare made Marcus seem like a pussycat

I reckon young Craigy is looking winner esque

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 22:58

Welcome to The Virtual World again Taffeta,

I think that Argentinian chef will be a real bastard - I bet his staff turnover is massive and that he has somebody running crying from the kitchen on an almost daily basis.

I agree that Little Craig looks a good bet.

BoreOfWhabylon · 21/12/2017 00:49

Oh, I shall miss Jamie Mallen with his shy smile and charmingly feral teeth. But, to be fair, the sloppy tart was a mistake.

I do not like Louisa.

Stephven and Craig must share the crown.

Ropsleybunny · 21/12/2017 09:39

Not impressed with the food at that restaurant, not one bit!

Fekko · 21/12/2017 09:55

If this was judged on one dish then fair enough but Louisa's course the night before (deep fried unmentionables) was roundly 'bleugh'ed.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/12/2017 10:41

I did like Louisa. But now I don't.

Taffeta · 21/12/2017 11:33

Louisa is ok, an ambitious young wumman who’s all keen as mustard. I vaguely remember frothing keenly like that in my yoof. A very, very long time ago

Much wiser now Grin

She’s not Good Enough to Win, tho

EEandEmakes3 · 21/12/2017 11:41

Is it bad that at the end I was trying to see if there was a reflection in Monica's glasses so I could see which chef she was talking about. I also tried with Marcus's twinkling eyes but got lost in them 😆

chipscheeseandcurrysauce · 21/12/2017 14:12

Craig or Steven to win... their passion, creativity and ambition shines through at their young age. Also they're so smiley which is reassuring!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 21/12/2017 19:27

I really liked Louisa, but just this week I have found her a bit grating. I don't know- maybe stress is making her a bit more abrasive. She seems to be convincing herself that she is capable, but if she doesn't win then it's because she's very young and has lots to learn.

Perhaps the show is getting to her - or the prospect of another confrontation with the Greg(g)ster - it would make me ill.

ilovesooty · 21/12/2017 20:01

I've made the mistake of tuning in early. Gregg was in that programme as well.

fourquenelles · 21/12/2017 20:02

Here we are. The final. Team Smiley Stevphen.

But I really don't mind who wins this year. They are all very good.

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choccyfiend78 · 21/12/2017 20:02

Schaden I liked her too but I don't know if it's because there are only a few of them now we are seeing more of her, she is speaking more

Halsall · 21/12/2017 20:02

Me too, sooty Angry

fourquenelles · 21/12/2017 20:03

Awww family bit. Love this.

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