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Masterchef 2017 Part 4 no more flowers please

950 replies

fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:44

its here

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InsomniacAnonymous · 20/12/2017 20:46

Why ilovesooty?

Naughty1205 · 20/12/2017 20:47

I think Craig has the edge at this stage.

Wolfcub · 20/12/2017 20:47

Come on Steven

fourquenelles · 20/12/2017 20:48

Come on smiley lad! You can do this.

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Halsall · 20/12/2017 20:48

That's a large sharing plate?! I think not!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:48

Yes - I'm going off Louisa a little. Maybe its nerves?

I think if she was employed there she would be getting her cards for slowness.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:49

They need a picture of the plate to copy when it's as complex as this.

ilovesooty · 20/12/2017 20:49

I think it's the repetitive 22 year old stuff Insommniac

Or maybe I've just got fonder of the other two.

GrouchyKiwi · 20/12/2017 20:49

Don't yell at Steven, Chef.

GrouchyKiwi · 20/12/2017 20:49

"Garden potatoes". Where the fuck else do potatoes grow?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:49

Don't, OUI CHEF!

Never be servile, Stephven -you are worth more.

fourquenelles · 20/12/2017 20:50

I saw Stevphen's bottom lip wobble then. I am on the next plane out to give Chef a piece of my mind.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:50

I bet he's a sod to work for.

ilovesooty · 20/12/2017 20:50

Come on Steven. You can do this.

squoosh · 20/12/2017 20:50

Louisa is dare I say it, a little lacking in humour.

Wolfcub · 20/12/2017 20:51

Why does she keep repeating everything he says

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:51

He'd better leave our Smiley Boy alone, or he'll have us to answer to!

Wolfcub · 20/12/2017 20:52

I’m all for feeding chef raw prawns until he pukes

Halsall · 20/12/2017 20:52

I wonder how much these pissy little portions cost? Are there any fish & chip shops in Menton, do you think? probably not

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:53

That's RAW isn't it?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:53

That's RAW isn't it?

ilovesooty · 20/12/2017 20:53

Chef has an evil glint in his eye.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:53

That's RAW isn't it?

fourquenelles · 20/12/2017 20:54

That's some shudder you have there Schaden

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:54

He didn't shake Stephven's hand, did he?