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Masterchef 2017 Part 4 no more flowers please

950 replies

fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:44

its here

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/12/2017 20:38

Is scorpion fish that ugly fucker?

Halsall · 20/12/2017 20:38

Poor Craig's hairline seems to be receding at a rate of knots.

GrouchyKiwi · 20/12/2017 20:38

This duck dish looks like something from Dexter.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:39

Looks like an entry for the Tate Modern.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:40

A spuma of almond . . . .

wtf?

Halsall · 20/12/2017 20:40

Steven's thinking 'You're having a laugh, mate'

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:40

Is that not just squirt cream?

ilovesooty · 20/12/2017 20:41

Spuma looks like something my cat sicked up.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:42

Monica is very pretty, isn't she?

The steam in the kitchens must keep her skin clean and hydrated at all times.

fourquenelles · 20/12/2017 20:42

Monica looks wonderful as usual.
Who let Mr Blobby in?

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/12/2017 20:42

Hey, wit woo Monica!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:43

Oh Louisa - not Oui chef.

ilovesooty · 20/12/2017 20:43

22 Yr old...

Halsall · 20/12/2017 20:43

Another mention of being 22....

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:43

22 years old - she's going to be a successor to Debbeh.

Wolfcub · 20/12/2017 20:44

Louisa is grating on my nerves

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/12/2017 20:44

And there's the grocer in a t shirt. Scruffy git.

GrouchyKiwi · 20/12/2017 20:44

Espuma just means foam in Spanish. I find it amusing when they use another language to make it sound fancy.

Raw sea cleaners. No thanks.

Hah, Schaden, you're right about the "I'm only 22". Craig's a year younger.

Chef getting arsey.

ilovesooty · 20/12/2017 20:44

Craig is younger than you love.

Footle · 20/12/2017 20:44

And anyway Craig's only 21 so nerr. And he doesn't talk about it.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/12/2017 20:45

RAW! RAW PRAWNS!!!!!

GrouchyKiwi · 20/12/2017 20:45

I love Monica's earrings.

ilovesooty · 20/12/2017 20:46

I've gone right off Louisa.

fourquenelles · 20/12/2017 20:46

Craig is a very mature 21 year old (is that ageist?)

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Halsall · 20/12/2017 20:46

Is that Kirsty Allsopp doing the serving?

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