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Masterchef 2017 Part 4 no more flowers please

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fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:44

its here

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 19/12/2017 20:02

Ooo look, things on rocks. Avec fleur. World class wankery awaits.

Taffeta · 19/12/2017 20:02

Yy four

next level [barf]

SchadenfreudePersonified · 19/12/2017 20:03

I bet they HATE this long walk to the venue with the camera on them

SchadenfreudePersonified · 19/12/2017 20:04

I love food wankery ofthisstandard!

Halsall · 19/12/2017 20:05

Hello my leetle foodie chums Smile

SchadenfreudePersonified · 19/12/2017 20:06

I really like Stephen!

Crisp-based wankery - who could ask for more? Grin

Halsall · 19/12/2017 20:06

4 onions 6 ways

Taffeta · 19/12/2017 20:07

Burnt onion dust

Hmm
SchadenfreudePersonified · 19/12/2017 20:07

'Allo Halsall my leetle wombat.

Ah 'ope you are reddy for the wonder of fromage et onion crisp-based starters.

fourquenelles · 19/12/2017 20:07

My favourite flavour too Stevphen

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Fekko · 19/12/2017 20:07

Whole, grated, sliced, diced, chopped and pickled.

Taffeta · 19/12/2017 20:08

Wumman doing offal

Halsall · 19/12/2017 20:09

Mais bien sur, Schaden, mon brave. Aux armes!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 19/12/2017 20:09

Is it me, or does Louisa's french plait thing not have quite the je ne sais qois it usually does?

I hope she's not pushing herself to hard.

Also - sweetbreads

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 19/12/2017 20:09

The dreaded. Sweetbreads have reappeared. Vom.

Taffeta · 19/12/2017 20:10

I want da duck

It looks quackin yummy

fourquenelles · 19/12/2017 20:10

Louisa's eyebrows are definitely sisters today rather than twins.

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Taffeta · 19/12/2017 20:11

Plait maybe a bit off but man! those eyebrows are a The Biz

SchadenfreudePersonified · 19/12/2017 20:11

Did Marcus have to say "carcass"? Now I feel queasy.

squoosh · 19/12/2017 20:12

Hello Mastercheffians!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 19/12/2017 20:12

Oorstep Evangelist/Lute-player Craig does lovely puddin's.

fourquenelles · 19/12/2017 20:13

What ho squoosh

Lovely menu apart from sweetbreads

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Taffeta · 19/12/2017 20:13

That’s some crazy guillotine mandolin thingy

Mightybanhammer · 19/12/2017 20:13

I love sweetbreadsGrin

Mightybanhammer · 19/12/2017 20:14

I bet Stephen is a contact lens wearer. Makes all the difference when chopping

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