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Masterchef 2017 Part 4 no more flowers please

950 replies

fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:44

its here

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ilovesooty · 13/12/2017 20:45

Thank you!

GrouchyKiwi · 13/12/2017 20:46

Where have all the flowers gone? Young chefs picked them every one. When will they ever learn? When will they eeeeeeever learn?

Spam88 · 13/12/2017 20:46

It's upsetting that his chocolate and his yoghurt aren't the same diameter.

GrouchyKiwi · 13/12/2017 20:47

Yes indeed. They should be perfectly matched in size.

Spam88 · 13/12/2017 20:47

I've actually warmed to Gregg a little, such is my hate of AoF.

squoosh · 13/12/2017 20:47

I bet Marcus is sitting at home fuming that he gave such effusive praise to AoF.

squoosh · 13/12/2017 20:48

Purple food can bugger off. My senses immediately think 'mouldy'.

Halsall · 13/12/2017 20:48

How the hell did the Mallen manage to do all that?

GrouchyKiwi · 13/12/2017 20:48

Bloody hell, spam. You need a drink.

Yay for the Mallen.

Spam88 · 13/12/2017 20:48

Monica is so lovely, I want to be her friend.

Doingthebattybat · 13/12/2017 20:49

Omg Assassin of fun is sheer brilliance. He absolutely is. Thanks

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:49

Thank you four

There's some fab praise here for people other than the AoF.

fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:49

Awww look at his little face

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squoosh · 13/12/2017 20:49

Mallen is doing well! Hopefully he overtakes AoF at the next hurdle.

fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:50

Stephen is going to have to pull all the stops out

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GrouchyKiwi · 13/12/2017 20:50

Is milk ice cream just vanilla ice cream without the vanilla?

Spam88 · 13/12/2017 20:50

I haven't had a drink in over a year, maybe that's the problem 😬

I'm scared that Steven's going to leave 😭

squoosh · 13/12/2017 20:51

I've actually warmed to Gregg a little, such is my hate of AoF.

Please!

There should be enough scorn in your heart for both. I have litres of spare scorn and disdain that I can lend you if you're in short supply.

ilovesooty · 13/12/2017 20:51

Lots of sweetcorn.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:51

That's very yellow

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/12/2017 20:51

Jamie! Whoop!
I fear for lovely Stephen. (Dh is cheering for him "kick the weirdo out!"

squoosh · 13/12/2017 20:51

I just want to pinch Steven's cheeks.

fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:51

The lad has done good. AoF could be in trouble

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squoosh · 13/12/2017 20:52

Good fella Stevie!

Halsall · 13/12/2017 20:52

Aww bless Steven and his overwhelmed face! Really pleased for him.