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Masterchef 2017 Part 4 no more flowers please

950 replies

fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 20:44

its here

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/12/2017 20:58

New drinking game-shot for every time gregg says texture.
Fucking he'll. 🎉🎉🎉

GrouchyKiwi · 13/12/2017 20:58

Well. Dammit. I'm a bit sad for AoF, mostly because I'm surprised he actually got the boot instead of them copping out and sending all three to the final.

squoosh · 13/12/2017 20:58

He won't have been expecting that!

What a pleasing day it's been.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:58

Yaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!

I never thought they'd do it!

That'll knock the smug smile off his face! He thought he was a shoo-in, and he is just a "shoo"!

OliviaStabler · 13/12/2017 20:58

He's gone!

ilovesooty · 13/12/2017 20:58

They're both so lovely!

OliviaStabler · 13/12/2017 20:59

Never back chat Marcus!

Fekko · 13/12/2017 20:59

Wow.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 20:59

Now we can concentrate our hate, loathing and contempt upon the one who most deserves it.

The Gurning Grocer.

Spam88 · 13/12/2017 21:00

Wonder how Tom will fare in the professional kitchen 😬

Halsall · 13/12/2017 21:00

Well, wonders never cease.

We need Wumman and A. N. Other to go through now, and I for one will be happy.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/12/2017 21:00

Fuck-the get to go to Manoir! Right my new tip- Stephen and the young uns.

fourquenelles · 13/12/2017 21:00

Now for interview stage on the Apprentice. Can this evening get any better?

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ilovesooty · 13/12/2017 21:01

See you tomorrow all.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 21:01

Yep - definitely need Wumman through.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 21:03

Course - he should never have made that snide comment about Marcus being a 2-star chef stuck in his ways.

Marcus just bided his time . . . .

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Grin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/12/2017 21:03

Well - I'm going to make tea and have some toast.

Catch you all tomorrow.

LastGirlOnTheLeft · 13/12/2017 21:11

Woooooohoooooooooo!!!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🎉🎉🎉🎉

Oh I love Stephen- I hope Louisa comes first and Stephen second! He seems like a friend to women.

LastGirlOnTheLeft · 13/12/2017 21:12

I never could stand that second rate Ralph Mscchio!!!!

Taffeta · 13/12/2017 21:14

Fucking RESULT

InsomniacAnonymous · 13/12/2017 21:25

I'm new to these threads so can you please explain why you call Matt AoF and why he's so hated?

TheLegendOfBeans · 13/12/2017 21:42

Been trying to get baby to nap for three hours.

Baby finally naps

AoF gets eliminated

Baby wakes up thanks to my cheering

Taffeta · 13/12/2017 21:48

Legend - Grin

Insomniac - AoF = Assassin of Fun

Name given as sucks joy from food. Comes across as smug, self satisfied, holier than thou etc. Not endearing.

TheLegendOfBeans · 13/12/2017 21:50

He also threw shade at Marcus @Insomniac

As I’m sure you are aware, one does not throw shade at Marcus Hmm

Spam88 · 13/12/2017 21:54

legend it was worth it though right?

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