X FACTOR -It's THE FINAL WEEKEND!! -(Sat 7.05pm/Sun 7.30pm)- It's been a journey, we have come so far, but we've made it our own.

[Raahh]

We are promised big stars. Well, some 'big' stars. There is a new boyband I've never heard of, put together by Simon in US called Pretty Much . Must be cheap.

Here are the songs they are performing tonight- when presumably one will leave

Grace Davies
Live and Let Die - Wings
Roots - Grace Davies

Rak-Su
Dimelo - Rak-Su
Mamacita - Rak-Su

Kevin Davy White
Whole Lotta Love - Lez Zeppelin
Fastlove, Pt 1 - George Michael

Also due to perform over the weekend are P!nk, Sam Smith, Little Mix, Becky Hill (the only Voice contestant to ever have a career)and Louis Tomlinson.

Simon must get cut rates if old X Factorites perform.

Disappointed by lack of Stormzy.

I'm not sure who is doing a duet with who though. Or if that will be tomorrow. Or if Nicole will be half-cut on stage singing 'it should have been me' during Sam's set.

I am feeling a bit better this week- though lingering headaches remain. I haven't had a drink for a fortnight, and can't really face the final sober, so might get some mulled and mince pies to tide me over.

I have so much to do. Two wasted weekends have left me with loads of stuff I need to sort. Like costumes for nativity plays. But I'm getting out of taking dd1 to her football match too bloody cold and dh is the manager, after all..

So, see y'all later

They love to put her in satin parachute fabric.

The stylists hate her.

Her songs are dull.

I can see that Nicole has been topping up her fillers and botox today. Her mouth barely opens.

What's next for her?
Butlins, if she's lucky...

Nancy, snap!

Dermie really doesn't know where to look...

Mrs O def looks v Addams family today

As you know I'm not as averse to Grace as some, but that song was like the sort of bland, MOR popJess Glynne would shriek her way through. This is not A Good Thing.

Don't people like a sing along to songs in Butlins? Because nobody will want to mumble along to her warbling.

Oh lord. Her mother is one of those. Bet she bore the socks of the neighbours.

'Ex fucked er'?

This is what Nic is wearing. From Blue Planet and the bottom of the sea.

Looks ridiculous

I finally remembered who grace reminds me of.. sally the barmaid from Corrie a few years ago

Nicole has come as a homage to beetlejuice

I saw Ellie brooks in a butlin weekend away. She was surprisingly good. Not many open nowadays.

'I've been through a lot' - can someone remind me of what all this is that Grace has been through? Dumped by some guy, yes but surely that in itself isn't so unusual?

I really wish I had some wine tonight.

Churning out songs quickly is only big and clever, if the songs are any good.

Simon, we have heard the songs Rat Soup write. Maybe they should take longer?

Please please don't tell me we're gonna have that song again from Rat Soup

Ellkie Brooks' recent single was actually pretty good!

It’s not hard to know rat soup sings, they have an average of 4 lyrics

I think Mrs O and Nicole are still pissed off the Hallowe'en week didn't happen ...

80s I love Elkie Brooks, especially Lilac Wine, she can still belt them out.

The one with the beard, does he ever speak?

Tin foil trousers? I hope he’s not planning to have kids in the future

The stylists really must hate Grace. She's always dressed as if she's four sizes larger than she actually is. With the exception of the black closer-fitting trouser suit she wore right at the start of yesterday's show, but then she changed.