X FACTOR -It's THE FINAL WEEKEND!! -(Sat 7.05pm/Sun 7.30pm)- It's been a journey, we have come so far, but we've made it our own.

[Raahh]

We are promised big stars. Well, some 'big' stars. There is a new boyband I've never heard of, put together by Simon in US called Pretty Much . Must be cheap.

Here are the songs they are performing tonight- when presumably one will leave

Grace Davies
Live and Let Die - Wings
Roots - Grace Davies

Rak-Su
Dimelo - Rak-Su
Mamacita - Rak-Su

Kevin Davy White
Whole Lotta Love - Lez Zeppelin
Fastlove, Pt 1 - George Michael

Also due to perform over the weekend are P!nk, Sam Smith, Little Mix, Becky Hill (the only Voice contestant to ever have a career)and Louis Tomlinson.

Simon must get cut rates if old X Factorites perform.

Disappointed by lack of Stormzy.

I'm not sure who is doing a duet with who though. Or if that will be tomorrow. Or if Nicole will be half-cut on stage singing 'it should have been me' during Sam's set.

I am feeling a bit better this week- though lingering headaches remain. I haven't had a drink for a fortnight, and can't really face the final sober, so might get some mulled and mince pies to tide me over.

I have so much to do. Two wasted weekends have left me with loads of stuff I need to sort. Like costumes for nativity plays. But I'm getting out of taking dd1 to her football match too bloody cold and dh is the manager, after all..

So, see y'all later

See, I am so old. I haven't heard of these.
I'll live in your retirement house, yes I will.

Wbo is Naughty Boy? This is so shit.

Im an aries ..we are meant to be not very nice but im lovely ( really!!)
Not bossy , not a typical aries ..

WTF??

So rubbish.

Who is Wyclif? I need to go back to decorating my wonky tree

I would be popping to the Tesco express round the corner from me Platypus

Everyone welcome to the golden girls mumsnet retirement community As long as you like shit telly you can join

They’ve been down the army surplus store for their outfits.

I think Wycliffe is past it

We will all sit in a room playing old x factor from the good ole days! On a loop..yay ( being fed coconut lindt) ..

Wycliffe off his face then

Does Wycliffe know Shakiras not there & this is a different song?

Wycliff is only there, because of the Shakira bit.

It's all he knows. He was on 'Hips don't lie' with Shakira. (number 1, August 2006- when dd1 was born ).

Wycliffe did the Hips don't lie duet with Shakira a few years ago.

This Wyclif man looks a bit confused. Does he know where he is?

nancy x post

Still gutted about my takeaway order being cancelled

Just to be pedantic, it's Wyclef Jean. I am so down with the kids if it was still the 90s

They’ve got rent a mob back in an attempt to trick us into thinking this is good

X post Raahh

I love the sound of this retirement home

Wycliffe? Why you here?

That was dreadful.

Naughty Boy made such a difference to the song.

Not.

Naughty boy looks like he’s been busy eating all the pies, he’s all sweaty & didn’t even do anything

That Naughty Boy is a bit fat and shiny

I'm only up to Paloma now. Why is she singing like Marlon Brando in The Godfather?