Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

[fourquenelles]

It's here

And now we have a leek extravaganza, too.

I never get past mushy peas to go with fish, myself.

Who and why is a o f pl?

Halsall you must never favourite a pic of their dinner ever, ever again.

Surely Tom and Leo are going home, this all seems a bit pointless really. Very disappointed Louisa has a partner, I was hoping her and Craig could have a beautiful, awkward cheffy romance.

That potato looks odd

YUM Jamie’s looks delish

That is very pretty, Jamie. But also wanky.

I feel for you Halsall.

Marcus has never been to the theatre.

Maybe Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Love how Jesus talks about 'cookery'

Assassin of Fun = AoF

Sucks the joy out of food

squoosh

Lamb looks fab

Ah thanks taffeta

Mighty AoF is the bearded tosser whose dad has died and who wants to make whatever foul concoction he is devising in dad's honour.

He is a pretentious twat who specialises in wankery of the highest order.

spam88 They would have been so cute.

Alas, Leo, you haven't done enough.

YUM Tom

Hazelnuts and fish?! No no.

Or Tom Yum

Hahaha

Why can't they actually cook lamb properly!

Huzzah for Tom

I am a little worried that there are no nasturtiums on the plates . . .

Funny, I was just thinking Tom's plate looked fairly crap. I don't get this year's craze for burned spring onions - just why?

And thanks to you schaden.
I knew my town was doomed when Geoff the barbers became zeitgeist hair. (Outs self)

AoF's dismissive comments about Marcus clearly pissed Marcus off. He issued a few terse tweets in response.