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SCD <Lens voice> Seven!

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ThursdayLastWeek · 18/11/2017 19:57

Over here!

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ppeatfruit · 23/11/2017 12:28

Oooh I'll see if dh can get it up on Spottify!! it's his new toy with speakers so effing big, they can deafen at 100 yards!

morningtoncrescent62 · 23/11/2017 12:29

Well, I think Trevor is the perfect name for the Man in the Hat, can't think why you don't agree, Schaden.

If I had a spare £500 I would be signing up like a shot for that weekend. I think it's pretty good value, all things considered - before I looked at the prices I thought it was going to be truly exhorbitant, like well over £1000.

I don't tweet either, Hangry - and if you'll excuse me, I need to go and sharpen my quill.

TimFromRuislip · 23/11/2017 12:51

I think the entertainment slot in the final should go to Anton, singing songs from his new album.

CeeBeeBee · 23/11/2017 13:53

I absolutely love to go on a weekend with Donehey's but sadly it's out of my budget. My colleague is going to the one in South Wales, where the lovely Gorka will be, and she'll be reporting back what they're all like!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 23/11/2017 15:37

I have two brothers-in-law called Trever, mornington

One of them is a tosser, and the other is a nasty tosser Grin

iklboo · 23/11/2017 16:07

I reckon The Man In The Hat is a Phill Jupitus tribute act during the week.

MrsJayy · 23/11/2017 16:08

I don't do the twitter either i have it but can't work it

MrsJayy · 23/11/2017 16:09

Trev and phill seperated at birth i reckon

SchadenfreudePersonified · 23/11/2017 17:22

Noooooooo! Mrs Jayy

Trev is much more gorgeous! And he has a hat . . . Wink

FuzzyCustard · 23/11/2017 18:23

Hat man is "Pork Pie Hat Man" (yelled very quickly) in this household.
I have an ex-husband called Trevor. He's ok.

FuzzyCustard · 23/11/2017 19:27

#I've killed the thread, I've killed the thread....

TheSassyAssassin · 23/11/2017 19:30

You can't ever kill the thread Fuzzy - you're partly responsible for our little FuzzyKiwi mascot! 😍

FuzzyCustard · 23/11/2017 19:38

Piddle
I was going to be famous.
Questions:

  1. Does the FuzzyKiwi make an appearance at the top of each new thread?
  2. Does it ever grow up?
3.What happens to it when SCD is not on? Does it transfer to another programme? 4.Does it like cake?
TheSassyAssassin · 23/11/2017 19:41

  1. FK can be brought out by anyone who needs it at any time IMHO
  1. No. It is eternally cute. And fluffy!
  1. Schaden is looking after it for the first week of the Christmas hols. I have it for the second and then I am bringing it to the inevitable Dancing On Ice thread.
  1. Everything likes cake!

HTH Smile

CaveMum · 23/11/2017 19:59

Love this! Lucky Zoe: twitter.com/gorkamarquez1/status/933786423580413952

FuzzyCustard · 23/11/2017 20:03

Sassy huge relief FK is not going to Masterchef. Some bugger would sauté it with a pea puree and mango foam.

GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2017 20:03

What a job Zoe has.

CeeBeeBee · 23/11/2017 20:03

Lucky Zoe indeed.

TheSassyAssassin · 23/11/2017 20:05

Not on my watch Fuzzy!!!!!

TulipQueen · 23/11/2017 21:09

Feeling nostalgic for Bruce! Tess makes me want to skip half the programme Shock

morningtoncrescent62 · 23/11/2017 22:21

I'm going to have to 'fess up to having been unable to watch Brucie's final two series - his 'jokes' just got too much for me, and the 'doddery I am not' was painful. I have the fondest memories of him hosting the original Generation Game back in the 70s, and he was fabulous then, but he should have retired a good five years before he did.

Having said that, talentless Tess is indeed a turn-off. I'd be OK with Anton as co-host, or Natalie or Erin. But most of all I want Steph McGovern from BBC Breakfast to do it. Or Sharon Gless who appeared out of nowhere on this week's Casualty - she'd be brilliant (Christine Cagney for those who remember).

SchadenfreudePersonified · 23/11/2017 22:22

Love this! Lucky Zoe:twitter.com/gorkamarquez1/status/933786423580413952

The bastard! He didn't do this for MY birthday!!!! Angry Envy Angry

SchadenfreudePersonified · 23/11/2017 22:23

Sassy huge relief FK is not going to Masterchef. Some bugger would sauté it with a pea puree and mango foam

And then stick a sous vide nasturtium on it.

TheSassyAssassin · 23/11/2017 22:43

Schaden! I currently have my hands over FKs ears! And I am rethinking your proposed week at Christmas! ShockWink "No honestly FK there won't be any nasturtiums anywhere near you, I Sassy-promise."

GrouchyKiwi · 23/11/2017 23:03

FK is probably safe. Nasturtiums are big in Summer and dead in Winter.

I couldn't stand Brucie come the end of his tenure on SCD either, mornington, but I don't mind Tess, despite her "Awwwwws" and hand grabbing. Also DD1 would be crushed if Tess wasn't on it anymore. She thinks Tess is beautiful (true) and amazing (a bit less true).

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