X FACTOR- This week's theme is 'Crazy in Love'- (Sat 8.10/Sun7.30) and there WILL be a double elimination!

[Raahh]

So- dress in your best pleather, cos leatherette is for losers

I know it's only Friday- but I couldn't wait this week.

The theme was tenuous- check out the song choices-

Girls

Grace Davies: 'Hesitate' (original song)
Holly Tandy: Ariana Grande and The Weeknd - 'Love Me Harder'
Rai-Elle: Jean Knight - 'Mr Big Stuff'

Boys

Lloyd Macey: Shania Twain ft Bryan White - 'From This Moment On'
Sam Black: Little Mix ft Charlie Puth - 'Oops'

Overs

Kevin Davy White: Whitney Houston - 'I Will Always Love You'
Matt Linnen: Alicia Keys - 'Fallin'

Groups

The Cutkelvins - 'Saved Me from Myself' (original track)
Sean & Conor Price: Julia Michaels - 'Issues'
Rak-Su - 'Mona Lisa' (original track)

So, it looks like there are THREE original songs. Which they can make fit any theme

And not Beyonce, despite the title. (But we do get Whitney- maybe this is to sabotage Kevin?)

So...plenty of time to digest this information.

We might need it.

Ewan has let me down. True though, his wife will be the loser probably and he will stroll through life without a care with 'nu love'.
( its usually the way unfortunately)
I hope she fights for everything.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PLATYPUS!

Platypus I'm 46 at the end of December. It feels like such an odd age

How was that song about being 'crazy in love'

Happy Birthday platypus !

I’m 42, had greasy skin in my yoof - it’s done me a favour because I haven’t got any wrinkles

Piggy I noticed that

PLATYPUS happy birthday

Thanks guys! I'm having a ball

I still fancy Ewan McGregor. Sorry.

Worse things have happened at sea.

and happy birthday Platypus

That girl looks like she's about to flash a boob or two

Raah when's your birthday? Mines 29 Dec, such a shit time of year to have a bday!

I dont mind my fifties really. Its ok ..i tell myself its fine!

How is Simons chest red but his neck is white?? That can't be sunburn, it would have to be inverse sunburn.

I don't think all is well with Simon

Platypus, happy birthday!

It's weird really, we should be so grateful for another year of life but instead we're all trying to deny it!

Happy Birthday 🎉 Platypus 🎂

Do you think that TkMaxx borrowed their dog from Matalan?

Always mine's the 30th. Ds's is the 29th (sorry Ds)

I agree, it's a crap time to have a birthday.

Needless to say, DD1 is an August, and DD2 , September.

(Actually, we find DD1 more awkward to arrange things for, as people are always away- her birthday is the 16th).

Do TK maxx really give you snow? Is it real? I wasn’t it!!!

I think we should just give the prize to the Just Eat advert singers.

Matt Terry!

His new single is shit .

Matt Terry? Is he the one that won last year? Why is he showing us his non- existing chest hair? Didn't he learn how to button up his shirt as a child?

Couldn’t Matt terry afford buttons for that shirt?

He also appears to have borrowed the black outfit that Grace wore last week/ week before.

And what is Grace wearing tonight??

The power of nan!