X FACTOR- This week's theme is 'Crazy in Love'- (Sat 8.10/Sun7.30) and there WILL be a double elimination!

[Raahh]

So- dress in your best pleather, cos leatherette is for losers

I know it's only Friday- but I couldn't wait this week.

The theme was tenuous- check out the song choices-

Girls

Grace Davies: 'Hesitate' (original song)
Holly Tandy: Ariana Grande and The Weeknd - 'Love Me Harder'
Rai-Elle: Jean Knight - 'Mr Big Stuff'

Boys

Lloyd Macey: Shania Twain ft Bryan White - 'From This Moment On'
Sam Black: Little Mix ft Charlie Puth - 'Oops'

Overs

Kevin Davy White: Whitney Houston - 'I Will Always Love You'
Matt Linnen: Alicia Keys - 'Fallin'

Groups

The Cutkelvins - 'Saved Me from Myself' (original track)
Sean & Conor Price: Julia Michaels - 'Issues'
Rak-Su - 'Mona Lisa' (original track)

So, it looks like there are THREE original songs. Which they can make fit any theme

And not Beyonce, despite the title. (But we do get Whitney- maybe this is to sabotage Kevin?)

So...plenty of time to digest this information.

We might need it.

There was one called Johnny that Boring Barry Barlow hated, Honey G, Jedwood, I’d even have nanfucker back on the stage if we could get rid of this lot

Grace, then? Most like the Ali Tamposi stylee.

Dermott sounds as if he's about to give up on life. Imagine being him and trying to muster up some excitement?

It must be leisure week, dillite

I would love Wagner to appear with his bongos

Fuck it, I’d even cheer for Chico

The80sweregreat his love shack performance :-D this is what this year is missing!

Those fake teachers look way too happy and relaxed to be real teachers.

Why do they have to put teaching ads on on a Sunday night???Waaah.

Never heard of ali tamposi. Who has she written for?

nancy . Everything seems better in retrospect!

Who eats a mince pie with a fork??

DD as fallen asleep on my foot. How the fuck will I get her to bed now?

platypus the same heathens that eat a banana and sandwiches with a knife and fork.

Actually I’m not posh at all but I eat mince pies with a fork! Not sure why but it’s easier.

I miss the days when songs had actual tunes!

Who is this? I wasn't paying attention.

Fergies make-up artist must hate her

Ali Tamposi is interestingly an anagram of I, I spam a lot

Why is Fergie in a forest? Nice singer. A bit stevie nicks.

OMG this is Fergie?!

By the time someone had gone to fetch a fork I'd have polished off the mince pie

Well, she's had some work done.

I really like that staging

Can we vote fergie off? She’s proper boring