X FACTOR- This week's theme is 'Crazy in Love'- (Sat 8.10/Sun7.30) and there WILL be a double elimination!

[Raahh]

So- dress in your best pleather, cos leatherette is for losers

I know it's only Friday- but I couldn't wait this week.

The theme was tenuous- check out the song choices-

Girls

Grace Davies: 'Hesitate' (original song)
Holly Tandy: Ariana Grande and The Weeknd - 'Love Me Harder'
Rai-Elle: Jean Knight - 'Mr Big Stuff'

Boys

Lloyd Macey: Shania Twain ft Bryan White - 'From This Moment On'
Sam Black: Little Mix ft Charlie Puth - 'Oops'

Overs

Kevin Davy White: Whitney Houston - 'I Will Always Love You'
Matt Linnen: Alicia Keys - 'Fallin'

Groups

The Cutkelvins - 'Saved Me from Myself' (original track)
Sean & Conor Price: Julia Michaels - 'Issues'
Rak-Su - 'Mona Lisa' (original track)

So, it looks like there are THREE original songs. Which they can make fit any theme

And not Beyonce, despite the title. (But we do get Whitney- maybe this is to sabotage Kevin?)

So...plenty of time to digest this information.

We might need it.

God yes nancy. I bet he struts around the Dog and Whistle like billy big bollocks

I think Matt's looks will carry him through. Wouldn't be arsed buying a single or album of his though.

He's not even that good looking though.

Simon is looking what we in Scotland would call hackitt. What is going on with his face??

That was ok. Ish.

A 72 year old singing public enemy! Only on mn would I read that sentence.

Yes, they’ve missed a trick, that jackets just begging to be pleather

Massively overproduced!

Sorry but I think Matt is dull.😒

Simon needs to shave!

It’s Holly old un.

I can already imagine the front cover of his single though.

Head cocked to one side, piercing eyes photoshopped a bit. Trying to look mean and not succeeding. Pleather jacket form Peacocks. Monochrome pic obvs.

I can't seem to warm to Holly at all. On paper, she has the looks and a good voice, but she's just missing something for me.

I think Holly counts her age in hexadecimal.

She can forget about Harry Styles, she’s not his type AT ALL

That was a really bad pic of Harry. He is so photogenic normally. He won't be happy.

Aww look, the 45-year old creamed her panties over a teenage (is he still a teenage boy?) boy.

She just lacks that certain je ne sais quoi. Nothing original about her.

The Platypuss, lol. Matt Linnen, Satin Linnen, Egyptian Cotton Linnen.

I haven't seen the Peacocks ad yet...intrigued.

Don't like Hollie.

Fuck that's some mum dancing if I've ever seen some

Piggy, yep. Matt will buy that jacket from Jedward and the G. Maybe a small star glint on his teeth on the cover too. In all good bargain buckets in Poundland. Next year.

Honey G was better than this

Surely Holly is Harry's type being at least twice his age?

Bottom two for Hollie

Ooh this is terrible on all accounts. Bad dog, bad vocals, bad staging, bad choreography, bad clothes ....terrible!

Which would make her 22 (God, that was hard for my old brain, and had to Google to confirm! Do we have a geek emoticon??)