Masterchef-The Professionals

[MyfanwyMontez]

Is there a thread for this yet? BBC2 tonight 8.00.I presume it is a new series.

What ho!

Herbalicious invention test.

and the Court Jester has the night off. Praise the Lord!

Has Lord A popped spot on the end of his nose? It's a very unfortunate place to have a little scab.

Except that Gregg the Jester does not have pig's bladder on a stick - he doesn't need one because he is a pig's blender with his unique talents.

Pig's bladder, not blender

It’s Wummin & The Beards

TinTinTom looks as though he has been doing some anxious displacement-activity spot-popping as well.

I hope he's washed his hands . . .

Sald? Has he earned NOTHING form other people's mistakes? Or does he not know?

I'm sorry to say that young Tom reminds me of a ventriloquist's dummy. I think it's the teeth.

Stephven’s salad sounds yum

A veggie dish is always a bit risky, too.

Ratatouille and creme de menthe? 🤔

I loved the way Cloudier wrapped the spuds in the cabbage leaf - it is so neat!

Boiled cabbage and taters? Wummin gorn kerazy

Isn't it lovely when the Talking Arse isn't here?

First Beard through

Lord A looks very rabbit in headlights.

Alexander has tried very hard with his Beard

That is a mahooosive zit on the end of Lord A's snoss

Off to slash his wrists by the looked hisface

It's so nice and quiet, isn't it Schaden?

I'm pretty sure we could be put in the stocks and flogged for mocking Lord Alexander's pustule.

Second Beard out

Hoping King Henry is okay with this salad. . . he's my favourite